i love so much when a 23 or 25 year old tells me (a 24 year old) “wow i would have thought you were my age!” like yes…

i cut my hair just a bit too short so now i have to be extra careful to not get turned into a vampire the next week and a half

meow meow

i should look for a new job too archer you’re inspiring me

i have a coworker who is always pocket watching me trying to catch me doing things i’m not supposed to (he never does) but is also always shouting out to the rest of the team how amazing i am? and only comes to me for help? i don’t understand what his deal is and im getting fed up

i beg my friends to move to my city the way stans beg celebrities to come to brazil

in a virtual meeting just now and these brain dead coworkers of mine were just in the room for some reason listening to their music out loud through their phones

i do think that bluesky would be better if every other tweet wasn’t “wow… bluesky is so much better than twitter…” like stop glazing and start posting regularly

it’s dandadan thursday

only consuming bad news online every day is probably good for your mental health overall

cis guy at work has changed his name from josh to KING (all caps) and he’s dealing with the pushback beautifully and not yielding to ppl trying to get him to go back. he’s the biggest trans ally at my job for this fr

guys i’m really scared i turn 25 in 2 months and ive never experienced heartburn. my favorite food is indian food i eat it like 4 times a week what am i gonna do

every single time i express any inconvenience my brother will say “you need like a little machine that—“

the consequence of transitioning saving my life is that i will never not be unreasonably angry anytime a maga destransitioner comes across my timeline