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An unwise use of my funds but I feel I will not regret it. Also Caddy knocked it out of the park with his newest video.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just wanted to share a fun metal thing.
P€NI$LOBOTOMY - GREGECTOMY (Official Music Video 2025)
YouTube video by Andrew Baena
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I whipped out my little cleric to knock out the 'ol #PremiumChallenge.

This is a really fun game to penetrate my Switch with on occasion. Bought it at a convention last year and it just took me this long to getting around to it (the challenge).
October 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Like a year ago, a co-worker recommened me to listen to Peeling Flesh and I just couldn't get into it. Not sure what changed but now I think their music fuckin slaps.
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Recently decided to get a "budget" DAP (digit audio player) and opted to cancel my Spotify subscription. It wasn't that hard for me to switch since I had already built up a decent library over the last decade and a half between CDs, purchased MP3s, and soundtracks that came with games I bought.
September 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Save for BlueSky, I've pretty much stopped using social media all together. (I don't count the occasional Reddit thread I look at when searching for answers to something online). I deleted my X/Twitter, I uninstalled Facebook, and I don't even hop on here a whole lot.
September 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hear me out: what if Nintendo allowed the use of external usb storage on the Switch 2? Since most games are digital/key-cards and eating up space anyway why not allow us to expand our storage beyond a max of 1.5TB? I honestly wouldn't mind key-cards as much if we had more storage options.
August 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I think Amazon's Pre-Order system is busted.
-Donkey Kong Bananza released on July 17th.
-Pre-ordered on July 8th.
-July 20th, no updates beyond processing delay. Ordered 2nd copy for same-day delivery for science.
- 2nd copy is delivered next day (07/21)
- I couldn't cancel pre-order
(1/2)
July 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Unlimited booster box for #VCardTCG arrived today and it has a sweet topper and a FUCKING GOD PACK!
July 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You can tell somebody's running low on brain cells when they say "ahh" instead of "ass."
June 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If you know, you know.
June 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Game is lookin' pretty fire.
Donkey Kong Bananza Direct 6.18.2025
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
www.youtube.com
June 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Went to Target again to see what they had left for Switch 2 offerings.

When I got my console, there were no bundles but now there's only bundles, and a decent stock of em.

I debated on getting Street Fighter 6 but I backed out and opted for a couple full-physical games instead.
June 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Vroom vroom
June 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Honeslly, loving the free roam in Mario Kart World so far because to me, it's fun to mindlessly drive around and goof off.

"Can I get uhhh...."
June 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Rolled down to Target and confirmed I'm off my rocker. The bundle wasn't available so now I wanna experience exactly how I can possibly justify the $80 USD price tag and my poor decision making (I prefer physical anyway so long it ain't a keycard.) Lmao.
June 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm revisiting Tomodachi Life and I just couldn't help myself.
May 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
New Shadows Fall is so fucking huge, dude. Absolute bangers as well.

open.spotify.com/album/56sumL...
Souls Devoured
Shadows Fall · Single · 2025 · 2 songs
open.spotify.com
May 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I haven't really tuned into the VTuber side of the internet in a hot minute but I did end up learning about the situation around a certain hellhound. That shit disgusts me; watching all the clips of those directly impacted is actually heartbreaking.
May 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Bethesda games have this unique brand of comedy that's hard to compete with in the same way.
May 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I need to ask: how difficult is it for you to separate the "art" from the "artist?"

This could be anything, be it music and a member of a band... Or a literal artist and their drawing... Or an actor and the role they act in... an author and a franchise they spawned.

Genuine question, btw.
April 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Imagine the shit-eating grin I had when this had boy dropped. Shadow of Intent is GOATed but dropping a Corpsegrinder feature is peak AF.
SHADOW OF INTENT - Feeding the Meatgrinder Feat. Corpsegrinder (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Shadow Of Intent
youtu.be
April 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Happy that I no longer have to break out the Wii U to play XC X.
Broke out the Wii U to play Xenoblade Chronicles X to be reminded I bought this Hideous, Beautiful Turd-Gem.
April 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Pulls in replies
Well well well, look what we have here...
#VCardRisingStars
March 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Well well well, look what we have here...
#VCardRisingStars
March 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM