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Jen
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I'm Jen (she/her). I say random things. 💜
Lover of cats 🐈‍⬛, penguins 🐧, turtles 🐢.
80s Horror 🔪 MutantFam 🧟‍♀️ Bookworm 📚 Gamer 🎮 Concerts 🎶 KFBF 🙂 Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Pro-Choice🤰

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Did I pay $18 for this bag containing exactly 10 pieces? Yes. Yes, I did. Do I regret it? Nope.
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Am I the only one that hates when people ask how old you're gonna be when they know you have a birthday coming up? A "happy birthday" or other sentiment is fine, but please don't ask my age.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Spent half the afternoon cleaning out and re-organizing my kitchen cupboards. Got rid of two huge bags of pots/pans/dishes/etc. that we haven't used in years. I hate clutter, and there's no need to keep stuff that is literally just sitting there. Much better! 🙂
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Have I been waiting years for a Goonies Lego set? Yes.

Did I treat myself to an early birthday present today? Also yes.
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ever add salt to water, except the salt is actually pepper and then you have to start over? No, just me? 😅
July 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yet another place is booked through December. Another place told me I need to contact my insurance company to see what they cover then get back to them. I'm literally so upset right now.
Having such a hard time finding a dentist. The place I had an appt. with canceled and said they needed to reschedule. A ton of reviews said their notorious for this. Another place doesn't take my insurance. Another place does, but can't get me in until October. I'm in so much pain. 😭
July 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Having such a hard time finding a dentist. The place I had an appt. with canceled and said they needed to reschedule. A ton of reviews said their notorious for this. Another place doesn't take my insurance. Another place does, but can't get me in until October. I'm in so much pain. 😭
July 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
10/10 worth the price IMO.
Why yes, I DID just pay $15 for the Lindt Dubai chocolate bar. 😬🍫
July 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Why yes, I DID just pay $15 for the Lindt Dubai chocolate bar. 😬🍫
July 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
When you pre-order something and it's guaranteed to be delivered on release day, only to find out the day before that they lied and it won't be delivered until a few days later.

C'mon, Amazon. Get your shit together. Pre-order guarantee, my ass. 🤬
July 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
When you're nauseous from not eating, but can't eat because you're nauseous. 😔
July 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
At a baseball game and randomly started crying, because it reminded me of my dad and all of the games we'd been to over the years. First game we've been to since he passed, and the feelings are hitting hard. I miss him so much. 😭
July 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Just said goodbye to an amazing co-worker and friend because of Trump's fucking deportation bs. He is the absolute kindest, sweetest person I've ever met, and I will miss him dearly. 😭
June 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sometimes silence says more than words...
June 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
10/10
Would indulge again. 🤌
Trying Dubai chocolate for the first time today, in the form of cannoli. Stay tuned...
May 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Trying Dubai chocolate for the first time today, in the form of cannoli. Stay tuned...
May 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Happy Birthday, Dad. I miss you so much. 💙💙💙
April 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Home repairs, plumbing and partial kitchen remodeling weren't on my list of after work activities, but here we are. 😅
April 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I have a co-worker who insists on giving me random snacks everyday (peanut butter crackers, candy, gummies). I've politely declined, but am told I'm hurting her feelings when I do so. So I reluctantly accept, and it promptly goes in the trash. At some point, learn to take "no" for an answer. 🤷‍♀️
April 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Empire Records is airing on Pluto tonight. They understood the assignment. 😀
April 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy Rex Manning Day!
IYKYK!
April 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's snowing.

A week ago, I was at the beach in 80° weather.

And today, it's 30° and snowing.

Sigh.
April 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Got a completely unexpected package in the mail today from my aunt - a beautiful handmade afghan (purple 💜) and a card with a short note, explaining the reason why. Not gonna lie, it made me tear up a little. Definitely a good surprise. ❤️
March 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
One of my absolute favs!
Have a nice day!

On this day in 1986, the cult classic CHOPPING MALL was released. Streaming now on Shudder.
March 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Helped my mom out in a pretty significant way. She originally told me no, but I talked her into accepting my offer. Seeing how much it means to her tells me I made the right decision. ❤️
March 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM