Ok, noted! Next question: Do some people call you Maurice?
February 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Ok, noted! Next question: Do some people call you Maurice?
B-b-but it looks so jiggly!
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
B-b-but it looks so jiggly!
Got the lube!
January 27, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Got the lube!
I like how they're both leaning in towards the exposed pits
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I like how they're both leaning in towards the exposed pits
Reposted
YOUR PHONE CALLS TO THE SENATE ARE WORKING. KEEP CALLING.
202–224-3121
Three Democrats who previously broke with the party and voted with the GOP are now saying they will not vote for the bill. That’s enough for the bill to be unpassable right now.
202–224-3121
Three Democrats who previously broke with the party and voted with the GOP are now saying they will not vote for the bill. That’s enough for the bill to be unpassable right now.
DHS funding bill faces new Senate hurdles after another person killed in Minneapolis
Some Democrats who voted for recent funding bills said they'll vote against any DHS bill without restrictions on enforcement operations. The deadline to avert a shutdown is Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
YOUR PHONE CALLS TO THE SENATE ARE WORKING. KEEP CALLING.
202–224-3121
Three Democrats who previously broke with the party and voted with the GOP are now saying they will not vote for the bill. That’s enough for the bill to be unpassable right now.
202–224-3121
Three Democrats who previously broke with the party and voted with the GOP are now saying they will not vote for the bill. That’s enough for the bill to be unpassable right now.
I hear that! I've never felt drawn to vegas. It just gives a vibe that's wrong.
January 23, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I hear that! I've never felt drawn to vegas. It just gives a vibe that's wrong.
That's so thoughtful of You, Sir! It's flu season and You've clearly noticed that I've left my face mask at home. I'll be sure to keep this replacement on ALL DAY. Thank You!
January 22, 2026 at 6:59 AM
That's so thoughtful of You, Sir! It's flu season and You've clearly noticed that I've left my face mask at home. I'll be sure to keep this replacement on ALL DAY. Thank You!
Oh! Good strategy! The worst thing for my creative blocks is when I stop making stuff all together. It's so much harder to get past my block if I have to start again from a standstill than it is if all I've been doing is smaller projects.
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Oh! Good strategy! The worst thing for my creative blocks is when I stop making stuff all together. It's so much harder to get past my block if I have to start again from a standstill than it is if all I've been doing is smaller projects.
I feel like I need them all deep inside me
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I feel like I need them all deep inside me