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Kip Maxwell
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Chef. Married. Two Kids. One Girl. One Boy. I play with knives and run with scissors.
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Vice President DJ Vance?

Seriously…Worst DJ name ever!
October 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Motherfucking Amazon literally delivers fucking everything!

AND / OR

Human Trafficking for the reason that travel (and life with tariffs) is so FUCKING Expensive?!

#makeamericagreatdepression #90days #trumponomics
April 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Motherfucking Amazon literally delivers fucking everything!

AND / OR

Human Trafficking for the reason that travel is so FUCKING Expensive?!

Thanks Trump 🖕

#makeamericagreatdepression
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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New logo for my new cookie company… KOOKĒLAB
October 19, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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That’s so weird… he used the Trump method… and it worked. And both of them scorn US democracy on a daily basis. This world is fucking weird.
March 18, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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In a world full of stuffing possibilities, today's the day to savor them all! Happy National Stuffing Day, where every bite tells a delicious story. 🎉🍽️

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November 21, 2023 at 11:46 AM
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Sick of Donuts? Nope.
Time for another Donut holiday? Yup.

Happy National Donut Day!

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November 5, 2023 at 10:25 AM
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Kevin James and Mick Foley were on the same high school wrestling team, and real talk… it makes a lot of sense.
October 8, 2023 at 1:09 PM
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Happy National Rocky Mountain Oyster Day!

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October 5, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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Happy Taco Tuesday! Oh, and Happy National Soft Taco Day!

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October 3, 2023 at 10:41 AM
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Happy National Caramel Custard Day!

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October 3, 2023 at 10:39 AM
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Wanna share some fried scallops? Don’t be shellfish. Don’t make me mollusk again. Happy National Fried Scallops Day in the US!!
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October 2, 2023 at 12:03 PM
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Show some extra love for Farm Animals! Today is World Farm Animals Day!
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October 2, 2023 at 11:53 AM
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National Homemade Cookies Day: From Home to Heartwarming Delights

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October 1, 2023 at 3:23 PM
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World Vegetarian Day: A Global Celebration of Plant Powered Living
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October 1, 2023 at 3:21 PM