The Kirk Unit
@kirkcruz.bsky.social
Chicago gay. Haver of dogs, D, and disabilities (brain injury, busted spine, can still turn you out)
Then Imma bout to be an MIT grad 😂
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Then Imma bout to be an MIT grad 😂
What I’m hearing is my deep cleaning is part of the prevailing anti-science movement, therefore I should stop.
Thanks, Claude!!!
Thanks, Claude!!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What I’m hearing is my deep cleaning is part of the prevailing anti-science movement, therefore I should stop.
Thanks, Claude!!!
Thanks, Claude!!!
Um
You… gotta admire when someone has deeply held beliefs?
Yeah, I got nothing.
You… gotta admire when someone has deeply held beliefs?
Yeah, I got nothing.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Um
You… gotta admire when someone has deeply held beliefs?
Yeah, I got nothing.
You… gotta admire when someone has deeply held beliefs?
Yeah, I got nothing.
Are you *sure* we met at Flashback?
I mean, did you see any of your IRL friends also interact with me?
or was it just “me” and you, chatting, while everyone walking by looked at you, puzzled as to who you were talking to, as they saw no one near you?
I mean, did you see any of your IRL friends also interact with me?
or was it just “me” and you, chatting, while everyone walking by looked at you, puzzled as to who you were talking to, as they saw no one near you?
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Are you *sure* we met at Flashback?
I mean, did you see any of your IRL friends also interact with me?
or was it just “me” and you, chatting, while everyone walking by looked at you, puzzled as to who you were talking to, as they saw no one near you?
I mean, did you see any of your IRL friends also interact with me?
or was it just “me” and you, chatting, while everyone walking by looked at you, puzzled as to who you were talking to, as they saw no one near you?
Meta squeezing thieves for more $$ is the most Meta thing Meta ever Meta’d:
“If the company is less certain – but still believes the advertiser is a likely scammer – Meta charges higher ad rates as a penalty, according to the documents. The idea is to dissuade suspect advertisers from placing ads.”
“If the company is less certain – but still believes the advertiser is a likely scammer – Meta charges higher ad rates as a penalty, according to the documents. The idea is to dissuade suspect advertisers from placing ads.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Meta squeezing thieves for more $$ is the most Meta thing Meta ever Meta’d:
“If the company is less certain – but still believes the advertiser is a likely scammer – Meta charges higher ad rates as a penalty, according to the documents. The idea is to dissuade suspect advertisers from placing ads.”
“If the company is less certain – but still believes the advertiser is a likely scammer – Meta charges higher ad rates as a penalty, according to the documents. The idea is to dissuade suspect advertisers from placing ads.”
Was it “We hear you talk about your modest ambitions, but we think you’re capable of so much more” kind of inauthentic???
November 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Was it “We hear you talk about your modest ambitions, but we think you’re capable of so much more” kind of inauthentic???
Oh right.
Under oath.
It’s way worse than my summary.
Under oath.
It’s way worse than my summary.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh right.
Under oath.
It’s way worse than my summary.
Under oath.
It’s way worse than my summary.
Actual adults.
In court.
Actual adults are in court, committing this to the federal record…
In court.
Actual adults are in court, committing this to the federal record…
November 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Actual adults.
In court.
Actual adults are in court, committing this to the federal record…
In court.
Actual adults are in court, committing this to the federal record…
y’all live DANGEROUSLY
I admire that.
I admire that.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
y’all live DANGEROUSLY
I admire that.
I admire that.
Is it just me, or did Mamdani just do an actual living breathing version of this gif?
a man sitting on a couch with the words " that 's a shame " written below him
ALT: a man sitting on a couch with the words " that 's a shame " written below him
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Is it just me, or did Mamdani just do an actual living breathing version of this gif?
Well damn, looks like I need to get on it 😈
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Well damn, looks like I need to get on it 😈
Seriously. Anyone who has ever been to McD’s knows that the window for enjoying those fries is roughly 80 seconds from they’re out of the fryer.
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Seriously. Anyone who has ever been to McD’s knows that the window for enjoying those fries is roughly 80 seconds from they’re out of the fryer.
Scout, I’m so sorry for your loss, and hope you’re holding up as best as possible during this difficult time ♥️♥️♥️
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Scout, I’m so sorry for your loss, and hope you’re holding up as best as possible during this difficult time ♥️♥️♥️
Rocco (or is it Rocca?), in the plus column he did wish you a good day 😂
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Rocco (or is it Rocca?), in the plus column he did wish you a good day 😂
Looking good, my friend! 🔥🔥🔥
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Looking good, my friend! 🔥🔥🔥
These are AWESOME 😍
November 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
These are AWESOME 😍
“Michael Myers victim” is such a cool spin on the costume!!! Hope y’all had as much fun as these pics make it look!
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“Michael Myers victim” is such a cool spin on the costume!!! Hope y’all had as much fun as these pics make it look!
And the deadpan perfection of his delivery turns that simple line into cinematic POETRY
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
And the deadpan perfection of his delivery turns that simple line into cinematic POETRY
There’s ALWAYS time for Tales of Halloween!
And if there ain’t initially time, you *make* time 😃
#FrightClub
And if there ain’t initially time, you *make* time 😃
#FrightClub
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
There’s ALWAYS time for Tales of Halloween!
And if there ain’t initially time, you *make* time 😃
#FrightClub
And if there ain’t initially time, you *make* time 😃
#FrightClub
Can confirm: it is the best movie
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Can confirm: it is the best movie