Bishop Kirk Jeffery
@kirkjeffery.bsky.social
Just an old priest doing his thing.
I suppose life is good.
April 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I suppose life is good.
Anyone can sing! (One exception was my father. He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket! My two brothers fought about who had to sit next to him at church.).
March 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Anyone can sing! (One exception was my father. He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket! My two brothers fought about who had to sit next to him at church.).
Six months ago, I was prescribed a CPAP. No one like wearing it. Bustsince I am a widow, I share a bed with no one. This Darth Vader device now shares my bed. I moved the hose for my kitten so he could jump up on the bed. It moved back. He thought it was a snake and attacked it, then ran away.
March 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Six months ago, I was prescribed a CPAP. No one like wearing it. Bustsince I am a widow, I share a bed with no one. This Darth Vader device now shares my bed. I moved the hose for my kitten so he could jump up on the bed. It moved back. He thought it was a snake and attacked it, then ran away.
I have been a life long Democrat. At one point I was the treasurer of a local Democratic Party in a hopeless district. Democrats, grow a spine, stand up, stop acting like you are wimp noodles! I am ashamed. You deserve the 27% approval. You could have helped but f*ked us all!
March 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I have been a life long Democrat. At one point I was the treasurer of a local Democratic Party in a hopeless district. Democrats, grow a spine, stand up, stop acting like you are wimp noodles! I am ashamed. You deserve the 27% approval. You could have helped but f*ked us all!
Is it time to start quoting the economy class in, “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?”
March 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Is it time to start quoting the economy class in, “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?”
I just burned last year’s Palm Sunday’s fronds for today’s Ash Wednesday. As a citizen of the U.S. we need these forty days of sitting in sackcloth and ashes. We have made an entire mess of the world in just 60 days. Lord have Meecy. Christ have Mercy. Lord have mercy. Amen.
March 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I just burned last year’s Palm Sunday’s fronds for today’s Ash Wednesday. As a citizen of the U.S. we need these forty days of sitting in sackcloth and ashes. We have made an entire mess of the world in just 60 days. Lord have Meecy. Christ have Mercy. Lord have mercy. Amen.
When all else fails, I know that I have an amazing napping chair. Naps are never out of order.
February 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When all else fails, I know that I have an amazing napping chair. Naps are never out of order.
So…I guess Google, who bent their knee and kissed the ring of the orange felon has started renaming Canada’s Provincial Parks as, “State Parks.” Google, you are in the state of denial and a*ssholery.
February 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
So…I guess Google, who bent their knee and kissed the ring of the orange felon has started renaming Canada’s Provincial Parks as, “State Parks.” Google, you are in the state of denial and a*ssholery.
What did I do today? Well I started my morning watching, “Taking Chance” a story about following a dead marine home after his demise in war. Then I have finished with watching Bernstein and Copland directing their own compositions. It has been a good, full day.
February 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What did I do today? Well I started my morning watching, “Taking Chance” a story about following a dead marine home after his demise in war. Then I have finished with watching Bernstein and Copland directing their own compositions. It has been a good, full day.
I hate to say it, but there is a reason why me, and my two kids carry our U.S. passports all the time. (BYW: we all have to wear SPF 10,000 when the sun shines.) I do have some activist history, and I’m not sure where I would be deported to, but the South of France seems nice (or Nice).
February 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I hate to say it, but there is a reason why me, and my two kids carry our U.S. passports all the time. (BYW: we all have to wear SPF 10,000 when the sun shines.) I do have some activist history, and I’m not sure where I would be deported to, but the South of France seems nice (or Nice).
I took off my glasses and forgot my point. Look! Cat!
February 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I took off my glasses and forgot my point. Look! Cat!
With the absolute crap storm that is happening, I raise a point of order: A nap is always in order, especially after a bottle and a diaper change. Please send the Nazi-GOP to have a nap and let the adults do some business.
February 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
With the absolute crap storm that is happening, I raise a point of order: A nap is always in order, especially after a bottle and a diaper change. Please send the Nazi-GOP to have a nap and let the adults do some business.
I forgot. New books to me are completely garbled. After my stroke, I mostly listen to books. That works for me. Alas, I cannot help but pick up a book. I got three paragraphs into a new book (to me) before I had to put it down. The book? “The warmth of Other Suns” by Isabel Wilkerson.
February 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I forgot. New books to me are completely garbled. After my stroke, I mostly listen to books. That works for me. Alas, I cannot help but pick up a book. I got three paragraphs into a new book (to me) before I had to put it down. The book? “The warmth of Other Suns” by Isabel Wilkerson.
By the way, GOP-Nazi: WWF is granted to the World Wide Fund for nature. GOP-Nazi: you get to use WWE. Morons!
February 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
By the way, GOP-Nazi: WWF is granted to the World Wide Fund for nature. GOP-Nazi: you get to use WWE. Morons!
My mother’s pastor is a complete idiot! Alas, this is my frustration and her burden.
February 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My mother’s pastor is a complete idiot! Alas, this is my frustration and her burden.
In Reno, we have 40MPH winds this morning. They woke me up at 3:30. A nap will be in order later today. (A nap is always in order.)
February 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
In Reno, we have 40MPH winds this morning. They woke me up at 3:30. A nap will be in order later today. (A nap is always in order.)
Believe it or not, I actually paid attention to my high school classes. One of the many things I learned is that the U.S. doesn’t have any official language! Go ahead and speak French, Spanish, Mandarin (or anything else!). I don’t care! It is up to me to learn, not up to them.
January 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Believe it or not, I actually paid attention to my high school classes. One of the many things I learned is that the U.S. doesn’t have any official language! Go ahead and speak French, Spanish, Mandarin (or anything else!). I don’t care! It is up to me to learn, not up to them.
There is nothing better than beating your down pillows into submission. Don’t try this with an orange felon supporter. Pillows have no feelings, but they will absorb all of yours.
January 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
There is nothing better than beating your down pillows into submission. Don’t try this with an orange felon supporter. Pillows have no feelings, but they will absorb all of yours.
I had a thought that I should purchase a more regal cane. That would enhance my appearance. But then I had another thought. The cane I use is my grandfather’s. I’ll just use this one and who looks at a cane? Judge me by my cane do you? No I judge myself.
January 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I had a thought that I should purchase a more regal cane. That would enhance my appearance. But then I had another thought. The cane I use is my grandfather’s. I’ll just use this one and who looks at a cane? Judge me by my cane do you? No I judge myself.
The U.S. Marines: The Few. The proud. The brave. The crossing guards. The ones who each have two miles to protect while eating MRE’s. Thanks orange felon for deploying highly trained service people for a nonexistent crisis.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The U.S. Marines: The Few. The proud. The brave. The crossing guards. The ones who each have two miles to protect while eating MRE’s. Thanks orange felon for deploying highly trained service people for a nonexistent crisis.
I spent 6 years in marching band. I am not a composer or conductor. But I would happen to be thrust into a conductor roll, I would have to do it with the wand in my left hand. (It will never happen.)
January 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I spent 6 years in marching band. I am not a composer or conductor. But I would happen to be thrust into a conductor roll, I would have to do it with the wand in my left hand. (It will never happen.)
I am a retired bishop. Honestly I don’t give two sh*ts about what anyone says. If I were to stand in Bishop Budd’s pulpit, I would say something similar. I like to see the orange felon squirm.
January 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I am a retired bishop. Honestly I don’t give two sh*ts about what anyone says. If I were to stand in Bishop Budd’s pulpit, I would say something similar. I like to see the orange felon squirm.
This word is off limits unless it is specific. Bung Hole. I just opened a keg and released its pressure and took out its bung in the bung hole. I filled it with distilled water and it will sparkle in 3 weeks. Context is everything!
January 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This word is off limits unless it is specific. Bung Hole. I just opened a keg and released its pressure and took out its bung in the bung hole. I filled it with distilled water and it will sparkle in 3 weeks. Context is everything!
I just had a CAT scan. Not the one you receive at a hospital, but the home version. Fitzgig just came in and scanned me and when satisfied, just walked away.
January 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I just had a CAT scan. Not the one you receive at a hospital, but the home version. Fitzgig just came in and scanned me and when satisfied, just walked away.
It is difficult to fathom that my beloved died 7 years ago. G_d bless you and keep you Beth Ellen Cooper!
January 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It is difficult to fathom that my beloved died 7 years ago. G_d bless you and keep you Beth Ellen Cooper!