I kind of like The Dodus as a nickname for Don Dump. Sounds stupid, doesn’t make much sense, still somehow is a burn.

Was looking for this.

—and they are also complete badasses. They used to do things like go in groups and wear their entire black habits on the 50 yard line of Buccaneers games. At mid 80s, they can also out-drink any of you. I guarantee it. Nothing, and I repeat nothing, scares them.