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Can someone please explain Ethel Cain to me? I’m trying.
April 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Does anyone know the witch responsible for cursing Nikki Blonsky? I just want to talk to her.
April 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Why would a president take education policy seriously from Republicans, whose states rank lowest among the nation for educational outcomes? Oh wait.
March 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I just had the displeasure of hearing a man say that he believed in separate but equal so long as it’s ‘just between men and women’. A man. A black man. In my Constitutional Law class. In law school.
March 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s never a transgendered person in a bathroom. Never.
Breaking: Robert Morris, the founder of Gateway Church, has been indicted on five counts of lewd or indecent acts to a child, the Oklahoma Attorney General’s office said on Wednesday.
Robert Morris indicted on child sex charges, Oklahoma Attorney General says
Robert Morris, the founder of Gateway Church, has been indicted on five counts of lewd or indecent acts to a child, the Oklahoma Attorney General’s office...
www.dallasnews.com
March 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When I hear someone say they’re “fiscally conservative” all I hear is ‘I’m a bigot AND I’m bad with money.’
March 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just a reminder: 👏🏻EXECUTIVE👏🏻ORDERS 👏🏻ARE 👏🏻NOT👏🏻 LAW👏🏻
March 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Firmly believe Trump was sent by “god” to test Christians’ propensity to worship idols. They failing the quiz like baaaaad.
March 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Me not tolerating disrespect doesn’t make me a bad person, btw.
February 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Happy Valentines Day to everyone but my Etsy witch. Nichole, girl, that was definitely THE WRONG SPELL.
February 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Thinking about calling my opposing counsel Drake just to fw him, I dunno.
February 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s crazy to think that MAGA would rather keep kids in foster care (where they receive much needed govt aid but are literally ORPHANS) than get adopted by people who are LGBTQIA+. Like, pro-life … ????
February 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I had macaroni salad for lunch so for my sweet little treat I will be having #diarrhea.
February 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Shoutout to all my parasocial relationships! My therapist thinks I got real friends now. 🙏🏻
February 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Just a reminder that the people who banned books have historically never been recognized as the good guys.
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
MAGA watching Kendrick absolutely kill it at halftime rn:
a woman in a black dress says i rebuke it in the name of the lord !
ALT: a woman in a black dress says i rebuke it in the name of the lord !
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
No one has loved me more appropriately than 65+ year old Russell on my Miami to ATL flight this weekend (he called me a good girl for getting day drunk and spewing my deepest conspiracy theories in earnest).
February 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
BRB gonna go kms.
The last shred of separation between church and state has just evaporated.
In the order, Trump directed the office to identify ways to reduce burdens on the free exercise of religion.
February 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Reposted
Who are you rooting for to win the Super Bowl? The Kansas City Chiefs or the Philadelphia Eagles?

I am supporting Jill Stein to become Super Bowl champion. She is not part of the NFL UNIPARTY, and if she can get 5% of rushing yards the green party will get increased funding in the 2028 NFL playoffs
February 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM