big "oh you asked for pixie cut but I didn't do that because it'd make you look like a BOY" energy

Nobody's actually suggested AI to me yet but my prepared response is "I do not consort with the lying machine"

come look at these opossums www.youtube.com/shorts/iA2UX...

I know you're an AD but for me that feeling means that it's time to take at least a full day off of your staffing duties. Can't help the con if you get so burnt out you don't want to attend next year

cellar spiders are not really Skittery Bois so it's easier to not lose them. though this one was a little restless and kept trying to rappel off my hand

"and possibly immoral" sign was definitely written by someone who had had to field a LOT of these requests

this time