I genuinely don’t even know how I gotta outta that I think I just laughed and he left but I was throttling the bread like what kind of twilight zone shit for a fat girl in a HAIR NET???????

I’m just kinda lookin at him now like whatttttt, and he laughs and waves and hand and goes “and make him leave!!!! just come on over. I’m old, it would be like charity. And I’m sick.” and at this point I just have bread in my hands, this man nods and goes. “i’m old, dying. that’s like double charity

So I laugh and say thank u, he keeps going. “wish you could come spend time with me” some bakery jokes, I tell him my boyfriend wouldn’t like that (bitch this pussy is empty like sleeve of wizard, bf where), and then he goes “invite him too.” and I go “what” and he goes. “invite him too.”

Ok this needs context so I’m at work (in a hair net a mask and an ill fitting uniform) and this older man engages me in a discussion about cake in the case. at first I’m not feeling it, I’m not excellent as customer service, but he gets me laughin. and then he calls me pretty

No that’s normal I do that all the time and there’s never been anything wrong with me