If one of these ICE agents were buried six feet under, I wouldn't lose a wink of sleep.

No, I'm not fucking sorry.

Thank you very much 🙏

And the year hasn't just been bad for me, but for a lot of people too from what I can tell. I think we all need a good year for a change.

Oh, I know the feeling all too well. I'm sorry you're feeling that way too...

Hey man, are you alright?

And nah, I'm not gonna bother using another email to make another AliExpress account. It's not worth it, horrible website with a completely useless service through and through. They make YouTube look like a godsend, and I'm not even joking about that.

What doesn't help was when I already registered on the open platform of AliExpress and then tried registering on AliExpress' main website (I was under the impression that I was just logging into my account normally), it disabled my account because they thought I was trying to make two accounts.

The only way I can even get access to online help from them is having a verified account, but it won't let me verify it for several reasons.

Again, I've tried looking for many ways to contact them, but I can't find any emails visible on their site and their UK number is invalid.

Nope. I wish it was the case, but it isn't. I just looked it up too.

And all of this because I made the mistake of registering on the wrong part of their broken website.

tl;dr

I tried to make a customer account on AliExpress, but I accidentally made one on their open platform website instead (which is for API developers or dropshipping). And now there is no way for me to delete it either, nor a way of properly contacting them to help me delete the account.

Not really, no.