I also make art but this is for my smutty art

it's not regular vaccuming (nor is it bondage)
it's when the vaccum is providing a massage
(or when it's cleaning a person instead of a surface)

so while in my head, the hoover is much quieter and droned out by the sound of music in the background

in reality, if it's too noisy, it's a bit of a turn off

and in some situations a hair dryer can be
a good substitute to avoid leaving marks

I could see myself either being the
esoteric arson causing nature creature
or the brave fireman who has to use their "fire flapper"

which isn't really that different from a flogger

tbf being into vacuum massages is pretty tame compared to the more extreme forms of impact play