Let's trade a drunk misogynist for a tiny dictator! Yay!

I'm small & mean.

My dad used to say my late mother was "cute as a button, mean as a snake."

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree... & my husband is a RW gun nut, so...

Thank you.

I lost my mother to colon cancer in Jan. 2017. That increases my chances of getting a whole host of cancers.

As a result, I've already had a colonoscopy scheduled for Thursday, & then an appointment with a gynecological oncologist in January.

How do I tell my 16 & 18 year-old sons?

A replica from the movie Se7en to give Trump the kind of pegging he's been itching for.

I can assure you that right now, there is a kid named either Brayden or Remington in Arkansas in that exact same get-up.

🙄🙄🙄
The fcukin audacity. Let's talk about Kushner and the actual felon who's about to be POTUS.

This cabinet just gets more disgusting. Do none of these men realize that women already don't safe. Now we're about to get an adjudicated r*pist for POTUS & a bunch of misogynistic dickheads in the highest levels of government. Or is that the point? Are we supposed to cower? Fcuk that.

Also, just to throw a wrench into this convo: Chappell Roan is currently piped into my brain via earbuds.
Think what you will. I need some mindless happy.

Right? Much respect to you. I started out thinking I was going to have to prove my cred, & now we follow each other. Again, thank you.

I bet if you Googled the Dead C you'd see reviews he wrote.

You're good. 🙂 I have a tendency towards snark, so my apologies for getting snarky. Context? My ex-husband was a major music snob. He wrote reviews on Pitchfork.
He was not a good person, & that kinda made me feel contrary about whatever music was deemed worthy.

No Ivermectin here. 🙃

Thank you. I'm not trying to have my first argument on this platform.

I didn't realize I'd entered a brawl with aesthetes. I left a flippant comment & it's now a sign of a personality flaw.

If you didn't jump to conclusions, you might believe that my tastes are diverse & I actually know a bit about music.

Have a lovely day, Reply Guy.

You recognize when someone might be saying something in a tongue in cheek, flippant way, yes?

I like early Beatles, actually. I'm just not a fan of hippie fairy tinkle. However, put on Paint It Black (now tell me that the basic bitch track, IDC) & I'm hooked.

It's a preference.

Cool, bro.

I always piss people off by saying I preferred the Rolling Stones. Did I? Maybe. But I like messing with musical aesthetes.
Oops. I'm not a dude. I still have opinions on music.

Wanna laugh & dance to silly shit? Listen to Sabrina Carpenter. There, I admitted how far I've fallen as an aging pseudo-goth mom. 😂

Well, I'm old & odd, so I should warn you it starts with Lou Reed & This Mortal Coil, goes through some Interpol, then ends with...Taylor Swift.
My 18 year-old thinks I've lost my cred. He needs to hold his tongue if he wants me to keep updating his Joy Division t-shirt. 💀