It’s a little known fact that before units of data were called bits and bytes they were called bits and bobs.

On top of that, Wordlebot reused a letter it knew wasn’t in the world. This is the end of days!

Setting aside the immorality of the policies coming from the Uncles of Evil, none of it makes financial sense. Uncle Fester et al, are going to set us back decades. This is super distressing. #UnclesOfEvil #NZPolitics

You’re not open for business, you can’t fucking do the business.

The Pūteketeke John Oliver? You shit the nest with your vote tampering for this know-nothing-wastrel-feathered-anus of a bird? May you visit Aotearoa New Zealand, enjoy our Hobbits etc, and have a randy Kākāpō mount you like the bitch-weasel you are!
#BirdOfTheCentury

Trolling my family.

This is fucking depressing.

That took all my brain power.

Don't Wordle 494 - SURVIVED
Hooray! I didn't Wordle today!
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Undos used: 5

1 words remaining
x 5 unused letters
= 5 total score

Well it takes all sorts.

It is said that travel helps you learn new things about yourself. It is certainly true that my recent visit to Queenstown taught me just how much water I normally drink in the shower.

‘Slaw, Earnslaw.

Drop something blue from your gallery.

If you are not singing the theme tune in your head with hobo replaced by bonobo, I fear you are barely living.

Why has no one made a sequel to hit 80s show The Littlest Hobo starring a not particularly helpful bonobo?

It’s good to have a new platform to continue my beef with Wordlebot on.