It absolutely should not take any leap of intellect or empathy to imagine someone unable to last through standing for the endless security theater and then the rush to the gate, who is able to get off the plane under their own power after sitting the whole flight.

But, it's the Wall Street Journal.

Yess, yes.

You are goals.

Prune and cultivate you into a delicate flower, all dolled up and dripping with nectar to attract all sorts of curious monsters.

No, that'd be cool with me, there's a girl I need to explain a whole bunch of shit to.

Man, they really should have gotten that checked out sometime in the past 15 years...

...that was actually news to me, unfortunately.

Indeed. And nothing is ever 'just a distraction'!!! It's all the horrible shit they want to to anyway.