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"I'ma just write straight up pulp and have fun with it. No romance here!"
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
@norvid-studies.bsky.social if we get the norvidpot anime rolling we can do the same thing with the Ravens
This has been one of the funniest things I’ve seen come up and the Broncos have only lost 1 game since this trend took off (it was the Jags game so basically another anime team)
Anime horse girls bandwagoning the Broncos to the Super Bowl is a possible sentence here
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yVWSRr/
Anime horse girls bandwagoning the Broncos to the Super Bowl is a possible sentence here
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yVWSRr/
December 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@norvid-studies.bsky.social if we get the norvidpot anime rolling we can do the same thing with the Ravens
I ain't gonna lie, I thought this was gonna be way different than what it actually was
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I ain't gonna lie, I thought this was gonna be way different than what it actually was
Sitrep: I am anxious-preoccupied, incredibly neurotic, selectively suppressing emotions, unconsciously self-sabotaging, and my dating strategy is like -5 WAR
I am not going to make it
I am not going to make it
Trying to get dating advice from LLMs and it's going about as well as you'd expect
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sitrep: I am anxious-preoccupied, incredibly neurotic, selectively suppressing emotions, unconsciously self-sabotaging, and my dating strategy is like -5 WAR
I am not going to make it
I am not going to make it
*grimes playing in the background*
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
*grimes playing in the background*
After some back and forth, I asked it how I'd fuck up dating
And *that* was useful
And *that* was useful
Trying to get dating advice from LLMs and it's going about as well as you'd expect
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
After some back and forth, I asked it how I'd fuck up dating
And *that* was useful
And *that* was useful
Sitrep: it is now recommending me anime-themed dating apps
Apparently the product placement is already here
Apparently the product placement is already here
Trying to get dating advice from LLMs and it's going about as well as you'd expect
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sitrep: it is now recommending me anime-themed dating apps
Apparently the product placement is already here
Apparently the product placement is already here
Kit, now on FarmersOnly
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kit, now on FarmersOnly
One glass of sweet tea and half an episode of the wire later...
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
One glass of sweet tea and half an episode of the wire later...
Trying to get dating advice from LLMs and it's going about as well as you'd expect
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Trying to get dating advice from LLMs and it's going about as well as you'd expect
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it is now time for the Bears to move to Missouri
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
it is now time for the Bears to move to Missouri
Consumer SOTA still not better than the shit I say to myself when I'm lying awake at night
Kitbench remains unconquered
Kitbench remains unconquered
maybe an AI therapist
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Consumer SOTA still not better than the shit I say to myself when I'm lying awake at night
Kitbench remains unconquered
Kitbench remains unconquered
After review: timing lines up with the beginning of winter
So I'm thinking (mal)adaptive response to cuffing season, given that I have no one to cuff and no one has cuffed me
So I'm thinking (mal)adaptive response to cuffing season, given that I have no one to cuff and no one has cuffed me
"I'ma just write straight up pulp and have fun with it. No romance here!"
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
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December 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
After review: timing lines up with the beginning of winter
So I'm thinking (mal)adaptive response to cuffing season, given that I have no one to cuff and no one has cuffed me
So I'm thinking (mal)adaptive response to cuffing season, given that I have no one to cuff and no one has cuffed me
Meanwhile...
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Meanwhile...
"how do you get your ideas"
Boredom and mental instability
Boredom and mental instability
Ig, incomplete & in no particular order:
My busted-ass hands
My own epilepsy (memories and the fears surrounding it)
The mfs who don't know shit outside of photosensitive
Being on a pseudo-cut
Sine-wave libido
Yandere fascination (protection/projection)
Beef with OKDPS
My job
My commute
My busted-ass hands
My own epilepsy (memories and the fears surrounding it)
The mfs who don't know shit outside of photosensitive
Being on a pseudo-cut
Sine-wave libido
Yandere fascination (protection/projection)
Beef with OKDPS
My job
My commute
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"how do you get your ideas"
Boredom and mental instability
Boredom and mental instability
Today on the second wind podcast: the gang discusses how being corpo scum is, in fact, difficult and stressful
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Today on the second wind podcast: the gang discusses how being corpo scum is, in fact, difficult and stressful
Always interesting to see what norvid does and doesn't like
Another one for the spreadsheet
Another one for the spreadsheet
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Always interesting to see what norvid does and doesn't like
Another one for the spreadsheet
Another one for the spreadsheet
Gangster rap as a prophylactic against depression during introspection
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Gangster rap as a prophylactic against depression during introspection
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"I'ma just write straight up pulp and have fun with it. No romance here!"
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
Subscriptions | Substack
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December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"I'ma just write straight up pulp and have fun with it. No romance here!"
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
Reposted by kit 🇱🇮 after dark
Tonic-Clonic Love
nothing-c.neocities.org
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"I'ma just write straight up pulp and have fun with it. No romance here!"
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
Subscriptions | Substack
open.substack.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"I'ma just write straight up pulp and have fun with it. No romance here!"
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
*Three months later*
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
We got a kiterature review in the house, baby!
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
We got a kiterature review in the house, baby!
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
open.substack.com/pub/kit405/p...
I beef with these thought experiments because a) in the hypothetical I'd be imprisoned for gorilla slaughter, and b) they make me want to castrate or defenestrate myself
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I beef with these thought experiments because a) in the hypothetical I'd be imprisoned for gorilla slaughter, and b) they make me want to castrate or defenestrate myself