Leadership at my school has been promising me a matcha since Monday but then one of them got sick and also I had a feeling they’d keep forgetting so I’ve been just bringing my own matcha. Then today they finally remembered, so I had two 24 oz matchas today and am now unable to sleep

something oh so satisfying about rolling a big pink bat that can barely fit in the tube thing I store my joints in

my parents are obsessed with the weed strain we smoked the other day… both of them texted me about it separately

bout to make hating tomatoes my entire personality at this point

me & Bestie (Satan)

im just like Riley from Degrassi if you rly think about it

wow its like they red my dioree

sometimes ya gotta cause a little commotion in the community!!

just redecorating for the season ☺️☺️☺️

don’t mind me, just recreating some of my greatest hits from past apps like this (and by “greatest hits” I mean times I thought I was really funny)

males r uglayyy

“Nikki, why don’t you put in for a nice Italian guy? think of how much you’d have in common!!”- my mom at dinner one day

who she’s hoping will show up when I ‘put in’ “nice italian guys near me” to Google: