Maybe you could commission one from a local tailor/seamstress?

I feel like her hat could be bigger. 😁

And I have no idea why my phone decided “in” should be “kin”.

In your case, since you live kin a state where there is excessive road salt, your undercoat would not be a scam. Kudos on forward thinking. 

I second the broom, though it gets tough because I’m not only short but I have short arms as well. To watch me clean my car off is like watching a tiny plump T-Rex get mad at snow. 😐

Sounds like you’re going to need a really big cheese plate.

This time, yes. I’ve met the cat dad. She’s an outdoor cat and they were glad to know she’s getting extra food and comfort. 😄

Hot dogs for everyone…

And that wraps up our Thanksgiving fest. We’re thankful for all the work @therealelvira.bsky.social has done and for all of you who watch along with us every month. We hope to see you in December for A Midwinter’s Fright; until next time, sleep well, lovelies!
#stoatsview #elvirathanksgiving

Final film of the fest: what else could it be but Elvira’s big screen debut: it’s “Elvira, Mistress of the Dark”. #stoatsview #elvirathanksgiving 😺🎟️🦃

Trailer: youtu.be/116B-MbEYYo?...