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Kitty Kerosene
@kittykerosene.bsky.social
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Still from the cinematic masterpiece "The Room". In this iconic scene, master auteur Tommy Wiseau's character bellows "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA" at his girlfriend. Here, his character is captioned as "America" and his girlfriend is captioned as "Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats". At the bottom the dialogue caption is replaced to read, "You are tearing me apart, Chuckles!"
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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That months-old piece hard candy, the one you got at your last steakhouse visit -- the one that has hair, lint, and string stuck to it, from the bottom of your purse has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
photo of someone holding open a purse with a lot of random crap in it
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Oh thaaaaaaat's why eriKa KirK was wearing leather pants -- to emulate the couch cushions! 🛋️
Image of Usha Vance looking less than pleased. Caption reads, "When you watch your husband get handsy with a single mom in leather pants, but you can't make him sleep on the couch cause he'll fuck that too"
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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So accurate. Especially Blockbuster.
Screenshot of Toronto Blue Jays baseball player Davis Schneider, a pretty pale white dude with dark hair and an early-/mid- 80s moustache. Caption reads: "Davis Schneider looks like a vice cop who's forced to bat in a World Series game due to several fucked up circumstances occurring while he's working undercover in a bad 90s movie I rented at Blockbuster."
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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A sweet potato sniffs the autumn air. #caturday
Small orange cat sitting on a black padded bench, in front of an open window. The view out the window is largely of a tree.
October 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Lil Boo wishes you all a lovely #caturday May it be full of uninterrupted naps.
Small orange cat peeking out from under the dining room table made of dark coloured wood. She's been napping on a red cushion on one of the chairs, but is now awake and looking at the camera.
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Chelsea Wolfe from this Monday night at Massey Hall
Chelsea Wolfe standing on stage, guitar in hand, singing as 9 very focused and intense spotlights all converge on her through smoke machine mist.
September 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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One of his collections was a bunch of animal figurines, some newer (well, relatively, like 80s/90s) but many much older. I ended up with a few of the cats from his figurine collection when they cleared out the house.
Image of 3 figurines of unknown age and material depicting white cats. All look to be from the early to middle 20th century, give or take.
September 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I never in a million years thought I would say this, but at this point I have almost no interest (almost) in even voting anymore. It clearly means all of jack shit.

Maybe I'll just vote Green/other or something, IDK...
Meme showing two men grasping hands. in front of each of them is a photo of another guy, with their picture X'd out. Caption reads "Friendship ended with Democratic Party, Now None of You Fucks in my best friend"
September 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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A sweet potato ponders the rain
Photo of an orange-ish cat sitting on a padded green bench, looking out a window, through parted pale grey curtains. Soft, diffused light highlights the cat's fur.
August 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The priorities are so clearly in the fucking toilet when the wall goes from this (1st pic, already ugly) to *that* (2nd pic, height of tacky wannabe-king shit).
Trump Zelensky meeting from earlier this year showing a portion of the Oval Office, some paintings are in gold frames and there are a few gold trophies/statuettes on the mantel. Trump Zelensky meeting from August of the same year showing a portion of the Oval Office, way more tacky gold crap has been added: more frames, gold fire place screen, multiple decorative gold curlicues on the walls and fireplace. Easily 2x the amount of gold crap now.
August 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Old illustration of Aeneas and the Sybil approaching the 3-headed dog Cerberus at the entrance to Hades. The Sybil reaches out towards the middle head of the beast, offering a round cake (which is a honey cake laced with drugs to make it pass out so they can get by). Caption reads: CAN I PET THAT DAWG? (Note: the tail of the beast is 3 serpents, but the illustration style makes the heads of the snakes looks like angry ducks.)
August 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Probably same store that sells sleepy squirrel trees!
Small black squirrel curled up in the crook of a tree, taking a nap.
July 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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What's a poster you had in your room growing up?

(Painted my walls purple after getting this.)
Cyndi Lauper strikes a very 80s pose, sitting on a white floor, zebra stripe heels kicked off beside her. The scene is lit in purple and her name is on the border of the image.
June 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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This goofy furball, who clearly ranks naps higher than squirrel watching.
An orange cat curled up on a padded green bench under a window. Just outside, out of her line of sight (but in it if she sat up) is a squirrel sitting in a tree.
June 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Artist credit: @emiboz.bsky.social
Artwork depicting seven black cats dancing around a bonfire in a forest clearing. Caption reads: "This is what I mean when I saw I wanna do fun girl things!" Artist: Emi Boz
April 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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All these people showing up to Bernie/AOC rallies, Hands Off protests, we need to just form a viable third party - call it the Peoples' Union Party or something - and run both established parties out. Republicans long ago gave up to an apocalyptic cult & the Dem dereliction of duty is unforgivable.
The "It's Fine" meme with a cartoon dog sitting in a burning room drinking coffee, except now the dog is actively putting out the flames with a fire extinguisher & the caption reads, "It's not fine, and you have a responsibility to act."
April 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Watching this week's episode of #DragRace and I cannot get past how much Lexi's mom looks and sounds like Veronica Cartwright!! (/gen, complimentary)
Quick, cropped screen grab of Lexi Love's mom from the most recent episode of RuPaul's Drag Race - and who is not Veronica Cartwright, but if someone told me it *was* Veronica Cartwright, I would believe them.
March 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Happy Start of the #DecanWalk Day to those who celebrate! Loving both of these books by @tsusanchang.bsky.social -- especially inspired by the words in "Dreaming the Decans" #tarot #astrology #tarotsky #astrologysky #tarottalk #witchsky
Two books sitting on a coffee table, both by T Susan Chang: "36 Secrets" & "Dreaming the Decans" - on top of the two books is the 2 of Wands card from the Waite-Smith tarot deck.
March 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Midcentury beatniks with cat's heads and one with cat ears and cat face paint. Caption: Sorry, I can't come in to work today... it's my cat's birthday month."
January 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Formerly on Etsy but left. Looked into it. Seller has to be signed in to the Share & Save program. And they track origin of the click (indicated by wording in pic and in Etsy Seller info), so I'm not sure just typing it in will work but might? Or: email it to self and click that. Should work!
"Share & Save eligibility per order is determined off a buyer's last click prior to purchasing."
January 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Screenshot of social media post, username bookedallnightpod, which reads, "Shame they didn't cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby since he's both the Green Lantern and the Deadpool. And if you get that joke we should be friends."
January 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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WOW. Instagram picks 5 accounts for new signups to follow and the very first one, top of the list was fucking Pierre Poilievre?? Preselected as a follow unless you're paying attn and uncheck it? WTAF, Meta?

My expectations of any of Zuck's company's are subterranean, but this is ridiculous.
Screenshot of Instagram account setup process. Title reads "Find friends and accounts you like" and Conservative MP, traitorous piece of shit, and foreign asset Pierre Poilievre is already checked off as the top suggested follow.
January 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Happy New Year!
Image of director David Lynch behind the camera between takes saying, "Okay, let's try that again, but this time good."
January 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I hate to play the IYKYK card, but I literally cannot explain this one in 250 chars. It'll make sense or it won't.
"Just you and I" scene from Twin Peaks original series with a broken Fibonacci spiral overlaid on it.
December 30, 2024 at 12:21 AM