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kittyorteil.bsky.social
@kittyorteil.bsky.social
had a dream last night that they replaced my classroom with a tree stump
the other night i woke up frantic bc i do not have 24 scissors
this is going to be a long month
August 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
outdoor lighting is ideal but im bored in the dmv
August 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
🎶 timmy is an average kid that no one understands 🎶
August 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
car appointment today, someone else waiting is cute lol
so i sat far away hahahahaha
July 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
time to freak out for an entire month lmfao
July 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
it is mine, and by that i mean my own room, and by that i mean a classroom
✨️kitty has leveled up✨️
July 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
like am i stupid? DW is 4 years old?? why can't i beat this COW game
July 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
on the other hand my cousin's grandkids (lmao yes we that old 🫠) told me i had princess nails
July 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
it matches my water bottle
otherwise i dont like this one it was real hard to put on and idk its like too dark for my skin idk
July 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
THESE
June 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
here is a story a little tmi
i have a teeny tiny rash thing between my boobs it doesnt hurt or itch but i put on cream and then a bandaid on top so cream isnt everywhere
but the bandaid has a beetle 🪲 design
so now i look down my shirt and see a beetle and its cracking me up
June 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
pink with green glitter
i like it lots but no one else seems to
feelin like some sort of weirdo classy barbie
June 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
btw my last polish lasted 15 days with minimal chipping til the end i was in shock
June 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
i luv gold
featuring my right hand bc left pointer immediately chipped otherwise i luv this polish
June 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
work tye-dyed today lmao
orange fingers to match orange nails
May 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i think of that one episode of the proud family where suga mama makes the bars and gets famous then puts her feet in the dough on oprah like way too often
there may be Grosser scenes in kid media but that ones gotta be up there it's stuck with me like nothing else
May 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
clean girl nails 💅
theyre a bit too orange from extreme angles, kind of looks like nail staining, but the blue head on is aaah
ill have to.. idk get it pinker
or well really i doubt anyone but me notices
May 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
usually polish for me chips after idk 3 or 4 days? but the most pressing issue here is that my nails grew another millimeter so the polish is making them look shorter

wow i forgot to press send HOURS ago should delete bc i know NOBODY CARES but exactly that, NOBODY CARES SO FUCK IT ILL SEND IT 🥊
May 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i wanted to say my hands were revolting but then i remembered that also means gross
what i wanted to mean was that my hands are planning a coup
May 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
the green shift is insane 🩷💚
also my hands are dry so they're freshly handcreamed and weirdly shiny ok sorry
May 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Reposted
It me
May 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
SoOoOo KyUuUuUtE
May 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
BUNNY
May 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
oops mento to post a still
April 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM