due to inflation-no, no, the other kind of-listen, due to inflation, we had to downgrade from bike pumps to shitty balloon pumps. they break all the time it sucks. anyway thanks to that we can't really get you big and round anymore we gotta sell for slightly bulbous

lol

[spins da wheel] knight-squire relationships, weird horny mecha cockpits, vape-induced anthro tf

you can lock two attributes and reroll the rest

[spins a big wheel] corn starch [spins a big wheel] old timey washing machines
[spins a big wheel] wonderbread
[spins a big wheel] diapers
[spins a big wheel] vintage game strategy guides

whos the temporarily embarrassed renaissance fair ppl

I have a suggestion

had to get my greaves fitted around a diaper fuck my chuuni squire lyfe

stalker but im too ditzy and keep stepping into the potty untraining anomalies. such is life in the zone.