(As someone who's never done an actual Xmas dinner as an adult)

You're telling me that after prepping and cooking an entire turkey for Thanksgiving, after all the creativity and recipes and preparation methods...

Xmas rolls up and yall just reheat a precooked spiral ham??

I just push-started my Lincoln <3 XD

"Fuck around and find out" should be Arizona's state motto

Someone is very proud of herself for finding the secret food stash

Religion should be like alcohol...

Illegal until your brain is fully developed.

This is my favourite part of Ohio!

Baby for the week =3

It just took me 15 hours to fly from Cleveland to Phoenix. If I had driven instead, I would have made it to Oklahoma City XD

Got a Volvo S60 after the Genesis got T-boned... I liked it way more than I thought I would =3

Apparently the speed limit for the on-ramp is 25

Damn, thanks for reminding me... but what does it *taste* like?

I've gotten the same TSA checkpoint officer four Mondays in a row, and I got a thumbs up for finally remembering to take my collar off before the metal detector XD

#DearElon

I was a good boy at work this week. The goodest. I introduced three coworkers to Blsky, I showed two tesla owners how to access the settings menu to turn off data sharing, and I explained how the Toyota Miari probably only needs hydrogen fuel once a month. =D