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I've heard that it may be taken and that may really (really) date me, but heck, I think it has a nice - let's say - "earfeel" to it!
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I've heard that it may be taken and that may really (really) date me, but heck, I think it has a nice - let's say - "earfeel" to it!
Them are mine! I MADE them!
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Them are mine! I MADE them!
East Wing debacle has surfaced that The Commission of Fine Arts, "an independent federal agency charged with giving expert advice [...] on matters of design and aesthetics...", has an INCREDIBLY shitty logo.
#BadDesign #CrackerBarrelDidItBetter
#BadDesign #CrackerBarrelDidItBetter
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
East Wing debacle has surfaced that The Commission of Fine Arts, "an independent federal agency charged with giving expert advice [...] on matters of design and aesthetics...", has an INCREDIBLY shitty logo.
#BadDesign #CrackerBarrelDidItBetter
#BadDesign #CrackerBarrelDidItBetter
Mr Trump, I know it made you feel "super extra duper sad", but we really need to understand: can you show us where Canada touched you on this map?
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Mr Trump, I know it made you feel "super extra duper sad", but we really need to understand: can you show us where Canada touched you on this map?
That was the old one. They've reshot it to make it more relevant to the new recruits.
#DadJoke #Hilarious #TapTapTapIsThisThingOn
#DadJoke #Hilarious #TapTapTapIsThisThingOn
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
That was the old one. They've reshot it to make it more relevant to the new recruits.
#DadJoke #Hilarious #TapTapTapIsThisThingOn
#DadJoke #Hilarious #TapTapTapIsThisThingOn
Today is "World Teacher's Day" and I'm proud a pig in shit of my daughter, Matilda, in her second year as a second grade teacher! #WorldTeachersDay
October 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Today is "World Teacher's Day" and I'm proud a pig in shit of my daughter, Matilda, in her second year as a second grade teacher! #WorldTeachersDay
Heard something the other day: "AI lets the wealthy access skill while preventing the skilled from accessing wealth."
Now, I'm not sure I completely agree with that, but in AI's defense...
Now, I'm not sure I completely agree with that, but in AI's defense...
April 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Heard something the other day: "AI lets the wealthy access skill while preventing the skilled from accessing wealth."
Now, I'm not sure I completely agree with that, but in AI's defense...
Now, I'm not sure I completely agree with that, but in AI's defense...
I am a Blue Blaze Irregular. That is all. #BuckaroosInTrouble
April 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am a Blue Blaze Irregular. That is all. #BuckaroosInTrouble
Hot take: Clifford is a Kaiju.
March 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hot take: Clifford is a Kaiju.
Hey Paxton, Matilda, Sara, and Caleb.
Very proud none of you dumbasses grew up to be dipshits!
Very proud none of you dumbasses grew up to be dipshits!
March 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hey Paxton, Matilda, Sara, and Caleb.
Very proud none of you dumbasses grew up to be dipshits!
Very proud none of you dumbasses grew up to be dipshits!
Charlie Brown's mother was lucky she was a Trombone. There's no way an Oboe could have given birth to that head. #epidural #episiotomy
March 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Charlie Brown's mother was lucky she was a Trombone. There's no way an Oboe could have given birth to that head. #epidural #episiotomy
That's "Mary Tyler-Moore Surfing a Wave of Walnuts Sexy" right there!
March 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
That's "Mary Tyler-Moore Surfing a Wave of Walnuts Sexy" right there!
I'm not interested in a time machine unless it has a "whenever all this bullshit's over" setting.
March 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm not interested in a time machine unless it has a "whenever all this bullshit's over" setting.
Spring cleaning! Quake III: Arena Linux Edition [1999] in a steel case complete with a 30-page instruction manual and a complimentary copy of SUSE Linux 6.3!
Remember when Id was going to usher in an age of Linux gaming dominance?!
Remember when Id was going to usher in an age of Linux gaming dominance?!
March 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Spring cleaning! Quake III: Arena Linux Edition [1999] in a steel case complete with a 30-page instruction manual and a complimentary copy of SUSE Linux 6.3!
Remember when Id was going to usher in an age of Linux gaming dominance?!
Remember when Id was going to usher in an age of Linux gaming dominance?!
He'll call me "Skipper" and I'll call him "Little Buddy" and we'll go on adventures together!
February 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
He'll call me "Skipper" and I'll call him "Little Buddy" and we'll go on adventures together!
Seems like an appropriate time to pull this out again...
January 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Seems like an appropriate time to pull this out again...
After over thirty years, she's still willing to patronize this annoying fat man.
November 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
After over thirty years, she's still willing to patronize this annoying fat man.
I wish that this dog would learn to be comfortable with us!
March 13, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I wish that this dog would learn to be comfortable with us!
1978's "Superman" is the single best superhero movie ever made. I know that we all agree on that.
Still, I'm forced to ask: Mr. Luthor, what the fuck is up with your map of the United States?!
Still, I'm forced to ask: Mr. Luthor, what the fuck is up with your map of the United States?!
March 7, 2024 at 5:35 PM
1978's "Superman" is the single best superhero movie ever made. I know that we all agree on that.
Still, I'm forced to ask: Mr. Luthor, what the fuck is up with your map of the United States?!
Still, I'm forced to ask: Mr. Luthor, what the fuck is up with your map of the United States?!
Paxton may be 26 now, but he still loves my jokes!
February 19, 2024 at 9:37 AM
Paxton may be 26 now, but he still loves my jokes!
