I will force these kids to like Shrek if it kills me
February 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I will force these kids to like Shrek if it kills me
me when somebody at work is sorry to bother
February 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
me when somebody at work is sorry to bother
I think I’m one more Life Event™ away from ending up on Snapped
February 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I think I’m one more Life Event™ away from ending up on Snapped
Can we please just return the slab
February 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Can we please just return the slab
All I can think of when they call Elon Musk a ✨special✨ government employee
February 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
All I can think of when they call Elon Musk a ✨special✨ government employee
Unfriendly reminder to stop spitting your gum out on the sidewalk you are going to KILL MY DOG
January 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Unfriendly reminder to stop spitting your gum out on the sidewalk you are going to KILL MY DOG
Every day I feel more like Artax in the Swamp of Sadness
January 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Every day I feel more like Artax in the Swamp of Sadness
do you think when trump and melania fight he threatens to deport her too
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
do you think when trump and melania fight he threatens to deport her too
people who believed trump when he said he wasn’t pro project 2025 now that he, a lying felon, is in fact actually enacting project 2025 policies
January 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
people who believed trump when he said he wasn’t pro project 2025 now that he, a lying felon, is in fact actually enacting project 2025 policies
If gelatin is a cheap collagen dupe does that mean sour gummy worms can be part of my skincare routine
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If gelatin is a cheap collagen dupe does that mean sour gummy worms can be part of my skincare routine
The feminine urge to become one with the forest
January 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The feminine urge to become one with the forest
Imagine thinking that your cybertruck goes hard as fuck
January 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Imagine thinking that your cybertruck goes hard as fuck
I have asked “what the fuck is going on” far too many times for one week and I fear there are more to come
January 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I have asked “what the fuck is going on” far too many times for one week and I fear there are more to come
Everyone say hi to Bernie Sanders (my dog, not everyone’s favorite politician)
January 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Everyone say hi to Bernie Sanders (my dog, not everyone’s favorite politician)
I was never good at tweeting so it feels like a cruel twist of fate that the one ethical social media app is structured like twitter
January 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I was never good at tweeting so it feels like a cruel twist of fate that the one ethical social media app is structured like twitter
You think you can name a video game horse better than me? Tell that to Jon Bon Pony and Maple Sturrup
January 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You think you can name a video game horse better than me? Tell that to Jon Bon Pony and Maple Sturrup