“Stomach hullabaloo” er mitt nytt favorittord.

Great. Nå har jeg blitt redd for otters. Thanks.

That’s a big negi-tive.

Or just buy your way in.

Fair enough.

I do miss a few folk, to be honest, but I don’t miss Florida even a tiny bit.

You’re not missing much.

But, somehow, Trump is a weirdly effective figurehead.

Not sure who’d they’d get the faithful to rally around once he’s gone.

It’s a public service.

Too many Americans drinking gallon buckets of Starbucks and imagining they’re having “coffee” should be grateful.

All decent counties need to just completely cut ties with USA. It’s a failed state, it should be an absolute pariah state. It’s a disgrace. And Aus, NZ, UK, EU, we’re not gong to change them or influence them or bring them round.

We’ll talk again if they ever become civilised.

The cruelty is always the point.

And Black people are so often the target.

What is wrong with these people? How are they so broken? Why the need to hate, to hurt?

I just can’t understand it. I see it. I believe it. I will never understand it.

*curled up in the corner, mumbling on repeat*

"I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire."

Easy. Just whip out your American passport instead…