I love the way Netflix reloads the audio track which makes it go mute for a second when changing subtitles
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I love the way Netflix reloads the audio track which makes it go mute for a second when changing subtitles
First wipe being a phantom wipe instils both ecstasy and fear into one’s life
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
First wipe being a phantom wipe instils both ecstasy and fear into one’s life
Performative male? Yeah ofc I'm performing because life is a fckin comedy act and I'm the main actor
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Performative male? Yeah ofc I'm performing because life is a fckin comedy act and I'm the main actor
We’re pulling g-forces on the bus that would make even an F-35 fighter pilot shit himself
July 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
We’re pulling g-forces on the bus that would make even an F-35 fighter pilot shit himself
Time to drop a 4chan special, wish me luck 😔
June 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Time to drop a 4chan special, wish me luck 😔
Genuine quality-of-life improvements in technology? In this economy?!?
June 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Genuine quality-of-life improvements in technology? In this economy?!?
They call it artificial intelligence yet if a human was wrong so often theyd be called anything but intelligent
June 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
They call it artificial intelligence yet if a human was wrong so often theyd be called anything but intelligent
Conservative statisticians be like, it didnt happen in my sample so it wont happen in the population
June 4, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Conservative statisticians be like, it didnt happen in my sample so it wont happen in the population
Throwback to when i accidentally made somebody aware they were colorblind because they were painting their house number sign bright neon green and i went “thats a cool green” to which they responded “what do you mean green”
May 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Throwback to when i accidentally made somebody aware they were colorblind because they were painting their house number sign bright neon green and i went “thats a cool green” to which they responded “what do you mean green”
I just got age discriminated cause i have a 10 year old discord account wtf 😭😭
May 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just got age discriminated cause i have a 10 year old discord account wtf 😭😭
I hate modern age of distrust when helping people, “Oh he must have an ulterior motive”.
Brother, i just like seeing people happy
Brother, i just like seeing people happy
May 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I hate modern age of distrust when helping people, “Oh he must have an ulterior motive”.
Brother, i just like seeing people happy
Brother, i just like seeing people happy
Somebody threw out a portrait of Bill?!?!???
April 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Somebody threw out a portrait of Bill?!?!???
Hubba Bubba? Nono please call me by my full legal name, Hubert Bubbert
March 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Hubba Bubba? Nono please call me by my full legal name, Hubert Bubbert
Not me sending a resignation letter to HQ 5 minutes before my manager texts me saying I'm their best worker and giving me a bonus 😭😭😭
March 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not me sending a resignation letter to HQ 5 minutes before my manager texts me saying I'm their best worker and giving me a bonus 😭😭😭
@olafurw.com you were on Lateral?????!???!?!???????
January 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
@olafurw.com you were on Lateral?????!???!?!???????
Bro is locked tf out of his house, bro forgot his keys inside and now can’t get in 😭😭
January 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bro is locked tf out of his house, bro forgot his keys inside and now can’t get in 😭😭
Having to actively focus on saying “10 years ago” instead of “5 years ago” when talking about mid 2010s hits different
January 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Having to actively focus on saying “10 years ago” instead of “5 years ago” when talking about mid 2010s hits different
gosh i love that theres a program called Figma cause then you can say figma balls
January 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
gosh i love that theres a program called Figma cause then you can say figma balls
Turns out making up new words is an autistic thing ??????
January 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Turns out making up new words is an autistic thing ??????
When walking in a crowd always walk behind either a kid (they find every possible small gap) or an introvert (they wanna get the fuck outta there asap)
January 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
When walking in a crowd always walk behind either a kid (they find every possible small gap) or an introvert (they wanna get the fuck outta there asap)
“Ah yes a tree, I remember this”
*pisses*
*pisses*
January 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Ah yes a tree, I remember this”
*pisses*
*pisses*
The british sure do interesting tv
December 25, 2024 at 9:02 PM
The british sure do interesting tv
Well that answers that paradox i guess
December 21, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Well that answers that paradox i guess
“Im a meth actor”
“”You mean method actor?””
“Nono mate, i pretend i do meth”
“”You mean method actor?””
“Nono mate, i pretend i do meth”
November 22, 2024 at 8:46 AM
“Im a meth actor”
“”You mean method actor?””
“Nono mate, i pretend i do meth”
“”You mean method actor?””
“Nono mate, i pretend i do meth”
Cheers mate, wouldnt have figured this one out myself 👍
November 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Cheers mate, wouldnt have figured this one out myself 👍