Kizzer
@kizzercrate.bsky.social
Work out, mash fighting games, and wax poetic about swangers and breffix. Sometimes all at the same time.
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Frosty breffix 😁
Not pictured: the other piece of Rudy's French toast that I destroyed lmao
Not pictured: the other piece of Rudy's French toast that I destroyed lmao
January 30, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Frosty breffix 😁
Not pictured: the other piece of Rudy's French toast that I destroyed lmao
Not pictured: the other piece of Rudy's French toast that I destroyed lmao
A chance encounter. Fate manifested.
And by fate, I mean the superior brother won. Because of course he did.
And by fate, I mean the superior brother won. Because of course he did.
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 AM
A chance encounter. Fate manifested.
And by fate, I mean the superior brother won. Because of course he did.
And by fate, I mean the superior brother won. Because of course he did.
Local Tekken player realizes he also signed up to play two 2D games this weekend. Results forecast: cloudy with a chance of dropped combos. More at 11.
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Local Tekken player realizes he also signed up to play two 2D games this weekend. Results forecast: cloudy with a chance of dropped combos. More at 11.
Just finished up a workout at the new Anytime Fitness. Yay!
Pros: fantastic open area, room for a prowler sled!
Cons: my greatest opp is always lurking...watching...waiting in the distance...
Pros: fantastic open area, room for a prowler sled!
Cons: my greatest opp is always lurking...watching...waiting in the distance...
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Just finished up a workout at the new Anytime Fitness. Yay!
Pros: fantastic open area, room for a prowler sled!
Cons: my greatest opp is always lurking...watching...waiting in the distance...
Pros: fantastic open area, room for a prowler sled!
Cons: my greatest opp is always lurking...watching...waiting in the distance...
The problem with snack-size popotoes is the fact that you end up snacking on half of them while the rest of dinner is prepping.
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The problem with snack-size popotoes is the fact that you end up snacking on half of them while the rest of dinner is prepping.
Emergency Support Breffix: it's been a wild 48 hours, ups and downs, smiles and frowns, but I can always count on bread and egg to hold me down in times of turmoil. 😁
January 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Emergency Support Breffix: it's been a wild 48 hours, ups and downs, smiles and frowns, but I can always count on bread and egg to hold me down in times of turmoil. 😁
work is slow so I go fast
it's finally time
it's finally time
January 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
work is slow so I go fast
it's finally time
it's finally time
Me? Out of pocket? Nah, couldn't be.
January 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Me? Out of pocket? Nah, couldn't be.
I'm at soup (I got a side of burger as well)
December 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm at soup (I got a side of burger as well)
Undefeated Combo Breaker main venue hotel champion retains the belt for another year.
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Undefeated Combo Breaker main venue hotel champion retains the belt for another year.
Nah I'm locked in fr, let's get it
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Nah I'm locked in fr, let's get it
Birthday breffix, feat. Turtle Latte and a live view of my insulin levels spiking off the charts 😁
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Birthday breffix, feat. Turtle Latte and a live view of my insulin levels spiking off the charts 😁
Bonus round: the traditions must be upheld.
Find somebody that looks at you the way I did a double take and grabbed both of these cookies.
Find somebody that looks at you the way I did a double take and grabbed both of these cookies.
December 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bonus round: the traditions must be upheld.
Find somebody that looks at you the way I did a double take and grabbed both of these cookies.
Find somebody that looks at you the way I did a double take and grabbed both of these cookies.
Officially Old™️ today.
I've finally stabilized after the worst year of my life and I'm ready to take steps into this very new and very unknown future.
Thank you to everyone who supported me through my darkest hours. I love you so much.
...Still not too old to accept birthday presents tho lol
I've finally stabilized after the worst year of my life and I'm ready to take steps into this very new and very unknown future.
Thank you to everyone who supported me through my darkest hours. I love you so much.
...Still not too old to accept birthday presents tho lol
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Officially Old™️ today.
I've finally stabilized after the worst year of my life and I'm ready to take steps into this very new and very unknown future.
Thank you to everyone who supported me through my darkest hours. I love you so much.
...Still not too old to accept birthday presents tho lol
I've finally stabilized after the worst year of my life and I'm ready to take steps into this very new and very unknown future.
Thank you to everyone who supported me through my darkest hours. I love you so much.
...Still not too old to accept birthday presents tho lol
Day after the massage: I have never felt older. Feels like I took that chair shot that broke up The Shield right in the center of my spine lmao
Theoretically I should be good to go by tomorrow but *man* LMAO
Theoretically I should be good to go by tomorrow but *man* LMAO
December 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Day after the massage: I have never felt older. Feels like I took that chair shot that broke up The Shield right in the center of my spine lmao
Theoretically I should be good to go by tomorrow but *man* LMAO
Theoretically I should be good to go by tomorrow but *man* LMAO
My PT got me moving like a normal human being again. I'm walking and I can't even recognize my own movement patterns lmao. This is MAGIC.
And the crazy part is there's still more to get done. All it takes is a few submission maneuvers and I feel right as rain.
And the crazy part is there's still more to get done. All it takes is a few submission maneuvers and I feel right as rain.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My PT got me moving like a normal human being again. I'm walking and I can't even recognize my own movement patterns lmao. This is MAGIC.
And the crazy part is there's still more to get done. All it takes is a few submission maneuvers and I feel right as rain.
And the crazy part is there's still more to get done. All it takes is a few submission maneuvers and I feel right as rain.
Chef Kizzer back at it. The wombo combo of starting a new job rolling directly into the Black Friday rush season smoked my diet and conditioning something fierce. While it was fun eating nothing but chicken nuggets five days a week, it's time to lock back in.
I'm gung-ho for gumbo.
I'm gung-ho for gumbo.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Chef Kizzer back at it. The wombo combo of starting a new job rolling directly into the Black Friday rush season smoked my diet and conditioning something fierce. While it was fun eating nothing but chicken nuggets five days a week, it's time to lock back in.
I'm gung-ho for gumbo.
I'm gung-ho for gumbo.
Pregaming for Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Pregaming for Thanksgiving.
These are the biggest breasts I've ever seen in my life.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
These are the biggest breasts I've ever seen in my life.
"I want Mexican. What new spot haven't l tried?"
Yelp: "They're only open until 6, closed on Sundays, and they don't answer their phone."
...jackpot.
Bonus round: strawberry horchata 😁
Yelp: "They're only open until 6, closed on Sundays, and they don't answer their phone."
...jackpot.
Bonus round: strawberry horchata 😁
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"I want Mexican. What new spot haven't l tried?"
Yelp: "They're only open until 6, closed on Sundays, and they don't answer their phone."
...jackpot.
Bonus round: strawberry horchata 😁
Yelp: "They're only open until 6, closed on Sundays, and they don't answer their phone."
...jackpot.
Bonus round: strawberry horchata 😁
I have seen what hell looks like.
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I have seen what hell looks like.
Garage Gear is lit.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Garage Gear is lit.