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KJ Heritage
@kjheritage.bsky.social
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🦎Bestselling Author mostly writing #SciFi #Paranormal & #Fantasy #MysteryBooks. #Booksky #TeaDrinker #CancerSurvivor & #Neurodivergent #AuDHD human being. Also writes electronic/dance music as @TripptLizard Socials: https://linktr.ee/kjheritage
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 1d
Watched 'The Thursday Murder Club' or tried to. I got about 20mins in and gave up. How Christopher Columbus directed this is beyond me. I saw this quote somewhere online "Thursday Murder Club makes Death In Paradise look like John Le Carré" And they are absolutely right. Shite.
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 2d
I may have accidentally helped create the perfect Christmas gift for the Doctor Who nut in your life, the one who probably ranks jelly babies by flavour.
Pre-order it here: https://f.mtr.cool/qdjerovszb

#DoctorWho #Whovian #ChristmasGift #TARDIS
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 8d
Surprise!
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 13d
Yikes. The #AlienEarth finale. Was that it? That was perhaps the poorest episode of the lot (and none of them were that good, apart from ep3 on the ship). They've not only neutered the Alien (What the actual fuck?) but worse than that, they removed any and all tension. What a total mess.
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 13d
Watching the #AlienEarth finale. Hopefully it try and make sense of the mess it’s gotten itself into. However, I very much doubt it…
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 15d
Velociraptor day 🦖would be a lot more interesting and just as likely to happen 🤣🤣🤣
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 15d
I am now starting the CHURCH OF SOCIAL POSTING to combat fascism. It has worked so well so far. No DIRECT ACTION ever needed…
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 15d
I’d like them all to arrive in heaven and be treated like the immigrants they despise. But unfortunately, all religion is based on utter bollox.
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 15d
To everyone hoping to rapture today… We all can’t wait for you to fuck off.
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 15d
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Why Alien: Earth Sucks
The show pitches itself as two halves glued together: one a filthy, sweaty panic-attack of horror, the other a plastic-faced Peter Pan therapy session.
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 17d
I really ought to get off my sofa but…
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 27d
We feel emotions because the universe can’t… Having a deep moment. Sorry.
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · 27d
I’m on a goddamn bus. Redundancy sucks
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Aug 17
Presently, somewhere on a beach in Turkey…
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Aug 6
Finally getting around to editing my latest novel, the next addition to my Shattered series, featuring everyone’s favourite empath bastard: ‘Shattered Worlds’ - set for a November/December release. I might even get around to designing the cover…
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Jul 21
A certain level of digital civility - formerly known as ‘friendship’ but now more accurately classified as ‘mutual toleration among internet strangers’ - is best shown by not publicly correcting their apostrophe-laden atrocities across their many grammatically incendiary status updates…GOOD MORNING
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Jul 20
Today marks another successful orbital cycle since I legally agreed to share my cereals, wifi password, and opinions about duvet thickness with another bipedal chaos unit. Unsure of the rest of the multiverse, but this version of reality still has many uncontrolled chuckles and cosmic conjunctions.
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Jul 14
For August's Filthy Fridays we have... SPENCER JONES 
GET TIX: https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/filthy-fridays
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Jul 13
Post BBQ beers and the Wimblerdon Men’s final. Nice
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Jul 13
I have joined the collective! A mass movement for a new left party, created by Jeremy Corbyn. Signup here:  https://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/join?source=direct_link& We are the Collective... #WeAreBorg!
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Jul 12
Bathed in the thermonuclear murmur of an unremarkable star, I am improbably alive, questionably upright, and undeniably drunk. And for one gloriously illogical moment, life has forgotten to be difficult
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Jul 12
Just spent 20 minutes scrolling through my Facebook feed—a digital landfill curated by lunatics. Three actual posts from friends. The rest? A relentless diarrhoea of clickbait, conspiracies, and brain-melting bollocks. It’s like being slapped with a wet sock full of stupid.
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Jul 11
Bit of a zigzag few weeks—turns out I’m being made redundant. Not quite the end of the world (that’s still scheduled for a Tuesday), but definitely one of those bureaucratic hiccups the universe throws in just to see if you’ll spill your tea. Irritating? Massively.
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Jul 1
Al in all, and for one particularly annoying reason, today has been a rather disappointing Tuesday… GOODNIGHT!
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KJ Heritage @kjheritage.bsky.social · Jul 1
5:10am start as I’m back at training bootcamp after a 3 week hiatus. Its gonna be a sweaty one… GOOD MORNING!
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