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🥤Enjoyer of things
🐖Maker of holy crap room, Mario Remash, etc.
🥐Unhinged rambling & silly aliens here
🍰Not always SFW but often is (18+ please)
🍣pfp @milkybattery.bsky.social
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kjolt @kjolt.wiki · Feb 7
UPDATED PINNED DIRECTORY

Neocity containing links to most of my stuff: kjolt947.neocities.org
Toyhouse for character info: toyhou.se/kjolt947/cha...
Wiki for detailed documents of my projects:
kjolt.wiki/index.php/Ma...
Strawpage for questions/doodles: kjolt947.straw.page
Kjolt947's good corner!
kjolt947.neocities.org
jesus FUCK i hate this job
i get told to work in the evening but then oops sorry actually it’s in 2 hours instead of later. and i’m still sick. i can’t
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
my first impressions of that minecraft snapshot is. ok fine but some of it REALLY needs work

the rabbit’s head didn’t need to become taller. the baby sheep and cows look very scuffed. i noticed they care about pixel scaling and conventional cuteness way more than we do and that’s not great imo
January 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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Papping about at the speed of sound~

A little Abigail I made for the supporters on my Discord.

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January 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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have a preview of confectress' half-finished boss music for tunnel game (it's somewhat festive)
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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This is how twitter users sound when complaining about Bluesky
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
i picked up an offer for a shift today only to wake up to extreme dizziness. this is gonna be an awesome day
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
i can always tell if someone likes their own comment to boost it so i make sure to dislike it every time to cancel it out
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
nvm i did it
i oughta make a custom handle with my website but i don’t know hoooow!
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Wiggling Your Wiener
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ever wake up from one of those sleeps where you just got too deep in it and you feel like you just narrowly came back from your consciousness melting away and accepting death
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
i oughta make a custom handle with my website but i don’t know hoooow!
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Secret Santa for @orbitaldot.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
dark oak (this is just a recolour of oak wood but it's okay because that's what lazy mojang did too)
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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DA SILLY SQUAD !!! @orchid.oui24.me
August 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
in rodney’s tunnel 2, wrigglewad can attack you by casting spells with her huge gyrating butt
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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i need to post more iris and ivy do you guys have questions for iris and ivy
December 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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doodled a zumi ✨✨ @shysamart.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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next year’s kjoltings will include:

-rodney’s tunnel remaster
-something else tunnel-related
-mario remash release fucking maybe
-grippers
-introducing smozy’s orange girlfriend because idk why i haven’t yet
December 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Rodney’s Tunnel Reheated will be the first game of 2026
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
it has to be the secret holy crap room. it gained enough traction for someone to name an album after it and for a random small channel to make a portal 2 parody

i'm never letting that thing get dethroned until it does by something equally or more artful
January 1, 2026 at 7:22 AM
notice how there hasn't been any nastasia fanart all year. 2026 is a flop
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
in 2025:
-i made a good video that got popular
-i made a worse video but it gave me more numbers and im bordering on 2k subscribers already
-i drew some silly shit
-i got a shitty job
-i got the most good girlfriend ever

this year will have helped set up for even more cool things to come. yay
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
it was VITAL that i created a little image for my joyful and good and stellar friend @lucydotdev.io (giggle at my joke)
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
the silly and funny and silly robot girl thing of @milkybattery.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM