dutch ΘΔ
@kkommissar.bsky.social
early 20s he/him | ☭ | call me henry or dutch | strange unexplained canine thing | 18+
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dutch ΘΔ
@kkommissar.bsky.social
· Aug 16
*paws at you claws out so you bleed a lil* hey what's up
a fat sheath hides a fat knot
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
a fat sheath hides a fat knot
I'm like this
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I'm like this
if you are under 5'6" can I pick you up and carry you as I go about my day
January 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
if you are under 5'6" can I pick you up and carry you as I go about my day
oh wow me
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
oh wow me
oooooo I'm going insane
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
oooooo I'm going insane
pouring 10w-30 all over my sheath as lube
January 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
pouring 10w-30 all over my sheath as lube
I love my car so much it's unreal
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I love my car so much it's unreal
oh man I haven't shitted since last year
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
oh man I haven't shitted since last year
in 2026 I will bang oomf
January 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
in 2026 I will bang oomf
how do I get engagement on this site
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
how do I get engagement on this site
for legal reasons this is a closed course in northern mexico
December 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
for legal reasons this is a closed course in northern mexico
JUST BEAT MY DAD IN THE FAMILY POOL TOURNAMENT
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
JUST BEAT MY DAD IN THE FAMILY POOL TOURNAMENT
save a bunny, eat a fox
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
save a bunny, eat a fox
305 TBI torture video
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
305 TBI torture video
230 REACHED
DOWN TO 240LBS!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
230 REACHED
ANIMAL CONTROL FOUND ME
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
ANIMAL CONTROL FOUND ME
I'm so fuckign... dog.... awrooooof rollson ground wags about it
December 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I'm so fuckign... dog.... awrooooof rollson ground wags about it
environmental storytelling
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
environmental storytelling
I'm in severe fart debt. I'm deflated.
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm in severe fart debt. I'm deflated.
selling one strange killstreak tomislav, 1.2 shits or 50 bobos whichever you have. I do not accept farts!!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
selling one strange killstreak tomislav, 1.2 shits or 50 bobos whichever you have. I do not accept farts!!!!!
some guy tried to trade me 10 bobos for one shit lmao I'm not falling for that one. idiot.
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
some guy tried to trade me 10 bobos for one shit lmao I'm not falling for that one. idiot.
AT 235LBS LET'S GOOOOOO
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
AT 235LBS LET'S GOOOOOO