janey
@kksloth.bsky.social
posting things of varying quality to get over my fear of publishing things on the internet
it's okay to make things that aren't perfect. as long as you're making things.
it's okay to make things that aren't perfect. as long as you're making things.
would you rather have gay son that bites hair or stew that makes you blind for a day
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
would you rather have gay son that bites hair or stew that makes you blind for a day
kids these days and all their devices and all their chargers... when i was your age, a battery charge was an $800 bail
September 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
kids these days and all their devices and all their chargers... when i was your age, a battery charge was an $800 bail
being afraid to call ppl "twin" in case they take it as an insult
September 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
being afraid to call ppl "twin" in case they take it as an insult
the game im best at is "never have i ever". i have literally never done anything
August 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
the game im best at is "never have i ever". i have literally never done anything
every interaction i have w horoscope ppl:
them: what sign are you?
me: guess
them: *4 wrong guesses*
me: no
them: *correct guess*
me: yes
them: omg that makes so much sense
me: ok
them: what sign are you?
me: guess
them: *4 wrong guesses*
me: no
them: *correct guess*
me: yes
them: omg that makes so much sense
me: ok
August 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
every interaction i have w horoscope ppl:
them: what sign are you?
me: guess
them: *4 wrong guesses*
me: no
them: *correct guess*
me: yes
them: omg that makes so much sense
me: ok
them: what sign are you?
me: guess
them: *4 wrong guesses*
me: no
them: *correct guess*
me: yes
them: omg that makes so much sense
me: ok
whoever has my voodoo doll, kindly please stop throwing it against the wall as hard as you can, or otherwise forcing it to experience sudden drastic changes in g-forces
August 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
whoever has my voodoo doll, kindly please stop throwing it against the wall as hard as you can, or otherwise forcing it to experience sudden drastic changes in g-forces
3 stooges learning to use modern phrases
Mo: you cooked, diva
Harry: you ate, queen!
Curly: girl, you shat
Mo: you cooked, diva
Harry: you ate, queen!
Curly: girl, you shat
July 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
3 stooges learning to use modern phrases
Mo: you cooked, diva
Harry: you ate, queen!
Curly: girl, you shat
Mo: you cooked, diva
Harry: you ate, queen!
Curly: girl, you shat
your honor, when is nap time?
July 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
your honor, when is nap time?
there will be a day where you will think about the game for the very last time
July 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
there will be a day where you will think about the game for the very last time
an article online: "sneezing is not dissimilar to the feeling of an orgasm"
me after my 38th sneeze in a row, feeling number 39 approaching: i wish i were dead
me after my 38th sneeze in a row, feeling number 39 approaching: i wish i were dead
July 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
an article online: "sneezing is not dissimilar to the feeling of an orgasm"
me after my 38th sneeze in a row, feeling number 39 approaching: i wish i were dead
me after my 38th sneeze in a row, feeling number 39 approaching: i wish i were dead
got bullied for my homochromia
June 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
got bullied for my homochromia
i just hiccuped twice and then it was over
absolutely wild. never happened before
next time i'll try for only once
absolutely wild. never happened before
next time i'll try for only once
June 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i just hiccuped twice and then it was over
absolutely wild. never happened before
next time i'll try for only once
absolutely wild. never happened before
next time i'll try for only once
give me a brick wall and i'll show you a good listener
June 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
give me a brick wall and i'll show you a good listener
"just know if you're every having a bad day, [inserts story of someone having an comically terrible day, often with horrific repercussions that still affect people decades later]
hope that helps :)"
hope that helps :)"
June 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"just know if you're every having a bad day, [inserts story of someone having an comically terrible day, often with horrific repercussions that still affect people decades later]
hope that helps :)"
hope that helps :)"
calvin harris: "i feel so close to you right now, it's a forcefield"
thats so cutesy lemme just look up what a force field does real quick
thats so cutesy lemme just look up what a force field does real quick
June 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
calvin harris: "i feel so close to you right now, it's a forcefield"
thats so cutesy lemme just look up what a force field does real quick
thats so cutesy lemme just look up what a force field does real quick
gurt: yo
ghurt: pip pip cheerio
ghurt: pip pip cheerio
June 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
gurt: yo
ghurt: pip pip cheerio
ghurt: pip pip cheerio
jesters have an obvious reason to wear silly little bells. what is a cowboy's excuse for always wearing clinkety little spurs on their boots? who are they entertaining?
May 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
jesters have an obvious reason to wear silly little bells. what is a cowboy's excuse for always wearing clinkety little spurs on their boots? who are they entertaining?
me holding up a [REDACTED] confronting my husband when he comes home from work:
who is she?
who is she?
May 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
me holding up a [REDACTED] confronting my husband when he comes home from work:
who is she?
who is she?
of all the games they play on whose like is it anyway, they never once have played zip zap zop
May 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
of all the games they play on whose like is it anyway, they never once have played zip zap zop
people always look so cool when they have a cigarette or a toothpick or smth hanging out of their mouth, but when i have a little worm in my nose people just say hello to him
May 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
people always look so cool when they have a cigarette or a toothpick or smth hanging out of their mouth, but when i have a little worm in my nose people just say hello to him
i like to think that every time there's a fly in my house, it's actually someone who wished to be a fly on the wall during that moment
like ok slay, obviously me cooking macaroni right now meant a lot to someone
oh fuck they just flew into the glue trap
like ok slay, obviously me cooking macaroni right now meant a lot to someone
oh fuck they just flew into the glue trap
May 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i like to think that every time there's a fly in my house, it's actually someone who wished to be a fly on the wall during that moment
like ok slay, obviously me cooking macaroni right now meant a lot to someone
oh fuck they just flew into the glue trap
like ok slay, obviously me cooking macaroni right now meant a lot to someone
oh fuck they just flew into the glue trap
japan is living in the year 2050 bc their yogurt doesnt stick to the lid of the container
gurt: yo
gurt: yo
May 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
japan is living in the year 2050 bc their yogurt doesnt stick to the lid of the container
gurt: yo
gurt: yo
do you do your part to fight crime?
i do my part to fight crime.
if im in a public bathroom, and the toilet paper is on the wrong way, i fix it
and the world is just a little brighter because of it
i do my part to fight crime.
if im in a public bathroom, and the toilet paper is on the wrong way, i fix it
and the world is just a little brighter because of it
May 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
do you do your part to fight crime?
i do my part to fight crime.
if im in a public bathroom, and the toilet paper is on the wrong way, i fix it
and the world is just a little brighter because of it
i do my part to fight crime.
if im in a public bathroom, and the toilet paper is on the wrong way, i fix it
and the world is just a little brighter because of it
of all the things ive seen on the internet so far today, thing that really.... TICKED ME OFF the most was someone claiming there's no dill in ranch
look up any recipe for ranch, the third or fourth ingredient is freaking dill you fool
look up any recipe for ranch, the third or fourth ingredient is freaking dill you fool
May 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
of all the things ive seen on the internet so far today, thing that really.... TICKED ME OFF the most was someone claiming there's no dill in ranch
look up any recipe for ranch, the third or fourth ingredient is freaking dill you fool
look up any recipe for ranch, the third or fourth ingredient is freaking dill you fool
meatballs are just meatloaf but better
April 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
meatballs are just meatloaf but better