It's a little harder to get, but Plutonium is a nice investment gift because the resale value continues to climb, and because it blows up lots of stuff.

No offense, but that sounds like someone who sold their soul to the Illuminati might say. I'm not judging you. I'm sure their health and dental plan are amazing. Either way, Thanks for clearing up the height restriction question. It kept me up many nights.

Conspiracy Theorist Eugene Mirman says the height restrictions on rides are arbitrary numbers enforced by the Jews for no reason except to flex their jewish power. I don't believe this is true!!! Could the venerated voice of Wonder Park finally put this rumor to rest?

For me the problem isn't figuring out the theory, but who has the time to explain it to those dumbasses?

Facial wounds are the sexiest. No wonder Trump is enamored with "those lips."

That's crazy. Do you realize the entire line of Care Bear Squishmallows are buy 3 get $10 off right now?

At least you still have your family.😀

If the teeth are sharp, you may now own a servicable guard puppet for when you are away. I recommend you feed it one or two of your friends, family, or neighbors so it will develop loyalty to you. If the teeth are rounded it's probably a herbivore and suitable for harvesting for meat.

GOOD LORD!! Why do bad things happen to good people?

I'm pretty sure President Trump is behind this.

Stay safe

Good Luck! Let us know how it went.🙂

My life is a song too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuLW...

Science marches on!!!

It's trending now at Bluesky

The ground below it looks pretty loose. I bet you could dig underneath it with a shovel or some such instrument.

You'll get the reefer madness. 😠

TWAT!?!
I cunt hear you...

Tits OK, I'll finger it out.