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Klaus Joynson
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Karma is my boyfriend.
Picture from that very Sunday.
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Came third tonight in an all-new quiz in the Jacaranda, the first time I'd been back there since I got fired from there. Although it seems like *everyone* got fired from there. Didn't recognise anybody. Presumably, they all got fired because the place never recovered from firing me.
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Put my DJ laptop in for an upgrade today. Cost me a lot more than I expected and will be amazed if I won't be renaming files for six months.
January 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Geese - Cobra (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Geese
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January 6, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Just watched the first episode of the new Night Manager. As is the rule with these things, the first operation has to go to shit. Poor Waleed. klausjoynson.wordpress.com/2016/02/27/t...
TV Review – The Night Manager, The X-Files, Fresh Meat
Combined Harvesters Unlike most TV reviewers, I’ll admit that I haven’t read War and Peace so wasn’t in a position to criticise the BBC’s recent lavish adaptation for sexing up Tolstoy. When people…
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January 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
A song which will please any teenage girl. Played it tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq6M...
Olivia Dean - Man I Need (Jools' Annual Hootenanny 2025)
YouTube video by BBC Music
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January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Well, look where I was tonight. Didn't expect much (last minute and very cold) but six hours of dancing later, that was a cracking night.
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I'm the sort of person who watches Wake Up Dead Man and notices that preachy priest at the beginning looks a lot like that annoying journalist in the first series of Slow Horses. Then I go to IMDB and discover that it is.
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Oh my good God. That scene in Stranger Things where Will comes out? That goes on and on? We knew two seasons ago, dude. Also, what's that scene where someone comes out that's not dramatic and everyone's like, 'finally' and, 'yeah, we all knew ages ago.' Was that What We Do in the Shadows?
December 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Worked at the Liverpool game today and I've nothing to report. Apart from the poor Polish kid who got seperated from his dad at the gate, who started crying and then was reunited a bit later. Honestly, it was like a Christmas film.
December 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
As is traditional, cycled to Crosby and back today and got the usual photo. Only I forgot to take it on the way there.
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Always got to be done on Christmas Day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxeK...
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Carol (25 December 2003)
YouTube video by ISIHA Clue
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December 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
A Christmas present for everyone. Gary Oldman's marriage history, according to Wikipedia. Yep, he's been married five times, including Leslie Manville and Uma Thurman, but was only knocking off Isabella Rossellini for two years.
December 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Tottenham v Liverpool match report (tl;dr version)
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
God, I remember this vividly. From the time when Harry and Paul did vicious impressions. Often of people they were friends with. They stopped doing that after this. Can't think why. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOlS...
Harry and Paul's Story of the Twos - 26/05/2014
YouTube video by smtm: Entertainment
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December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just watched the first episode of the new Fallout series. In my happy place. Yes, I have played Fallout 3 and New Vegas. klausjoynson.wordpress.com/2024/07/01/t...
TV Review – Fallout, Baby Reindeer, Elsbeth
Somehow Twice the Effort “Okey dokey.” Easily my favourite TV show of the year so far is, of all things, Fallout (Amazon Prime), another successful adaptation of a video game. With this and The Las…
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December 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Okay then. Songs of the year, let's go. Robyn returned with a cracker, her first new song in seven years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=viti...
Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn
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December 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hee-hee. Won the Liquidation/Bido Lito annual quiz for the first time in a while. By four points. It helped that I seemed to be the only person in the room who knew who Alex Warren was. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ah...
Alex Warren - Ordinary (Official Video)
YouTube video by Alex Warren
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December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Just watched Wake Up Dead Man and it's quite the career James Faulkner has had lately, destined to only appear in brief scenes: getting burned to death by dragons in Game of Thrones, murdered in the bath by Gary Oldman in Slow Horses and being Josh Brolin's dead dad here.
December 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Got deployed at the Slow Horses gate for today's game, where I had to deal with another moron who liked standing in doorways. Morons like standing in doorways. It means they can be both inside and out, which somehow pleases morons. And they can also be in the way, which also pleases them.
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Unexpectedly found myself doing seven hours of DJing tonight. Didn't put a foot wrong, which surprised even me
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Already sick of hearing Christmas music everywhere. It's the 8th. Why do we torture ourselves every year?
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This is worth a repost at this time of year.
Top Ten Christmas Songs:

Vince Guaraldi Trio - Linus and Lucy
Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime
The Ronettes - Sleigh Ride
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
Grandaddy - Alan Parsons in a Winter Wonderland
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
For reasons, I popped into the Royal Oak in Crosby tonight to see what the layout was, where I was immediately greeted by a bloke who'd obviously been there all day and wanted to know my life story. All pubs seem to have these guys.
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM