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kleemcadams.bsky.social
kelli ⚰️
@kleemcadams.bsky.social
bisexual & mean
cover designer at atria & gallery books
co-host @booksquadgoals
"I mean I'm not gonna say it was sunshine and roses but it was better than the fucking villa" - my friend Anagha on Chernobyl
July 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The problem with giving foster pets extremely stupid names is that I just had to read a post that said "Rest in peace, Poker Face"
April 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Btw can someone tell me what a tariff is I forgot
April 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's very humbling to watch an episode of Emily in Paris for the first time and realize you unironically enjoy it
April 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sometimes in public restrooms it feels like I'm competing with the person next to me to see who is best at washing their hands
April 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Interrupting my girlfriend's client call because I need to show her pictures of Joe manganiello taking his freaky little chihuahua to see the spring cherry blossoms in DC
March 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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IKEA’s shark character, BLÅHAJ, and his son, Junior, at Tokyo Bay IKEA
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Huge news. The MTA is looking to hire talented individuals
March 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It would be so iconic if there was a scroll bar in the adobe fonts section of creative cloud
March 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Instagram videos will be like "I was diagnosed with cancer at 33. Read the caption for the ten foods I no longer keep in my kitchen" and then the caption is like "1. All processed food"
March 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Just heard my girlfriend say "do you want some Parmesan, ma'am?" while feeding the cats
February 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Horror madness awaits as both @claymcleod.bsky.social AND @gradyhendrix.bsky.social join us to discuss THE CRAFT. Plus, a spoiler free double interview about both authors' new books - WAKE UP AND OPEN YOUR EYES and WITCHCRAFT FOR WAYWARD GIRLS, respectively. Listen wherever you get your podcasts!
February 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I have bangs again, I'm wearing red lipstick, and I'm in the office. Might as well lean in to repeating 2016!
February 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Few things are as rewarding as standing on the subway platform and watching every new person who steps down discover in real time that there are two rats on here running around to collect flamin hot cheeto crumbs
February 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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New Year, new us*! We're kicking 2025 off with our annual Best Of episode. Find out our favorite things (books, podcasts, games, TV, movies, music) of 2024, available now wherever you listen to your pods. 🎉🍾

*actually posting to BlueSky
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January 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The fact that I even know how to open the door of a Tesla feels like grounds for a lawsuit against Uber
November 30, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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Fujio Watanabe, 1988
November 23, 2024 at 2:39 PM
u would literally look sooo sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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New episode alert! This week, author & pod friend @tirzahprice.bsky.social joins us for a conversation about 2004's BRIDE AND PREJUDICE - plus an interview about Tirzah's latest Jane Austen murder mystery, IN WANT OF A SUSPECT (don't worry, no spoilers)! Listen now wherever you get your podcasts 🎼
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November 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
@bsky.app, pretty please consider adding the ability to link profiles & repost from any profile without having to go into settings to switch.
November 16, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Anyway
November 7, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Rules to survive New York:
- don't walk over the cellar hatches because someone I know's cousin's friend fell through one and died
- if one rat runs in front of you wait a few seconds for the rest of its family to go
- take more buses to climb less stairs
- get a hot dog and eat it
October 5, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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Hey book people! We have a new podcast episode on R. F. Kaung's #Yellowface available now wherever you get your pods! It's a lengthy discussion with spoilers galore - give it a listen and let us know what you thought of the book.

📚👀 #bookreview 💙📚
October 5, 2023 at 7:48 PM