Wow, Trump must be mentioned even more than we thought!

Excited to read his live tweets about the attack plans.

Wow, Trump’s name must be all over these files if they need more time to redact it.

Why say “exaggerations and misleading statements” when you could just say “lies”? It’s shorter and more accurate. I guess if you wanted to add a flourish, you could say “obvious lies.”

But what if the cookies are right next to the crudite?

But JD looks at couches that way.

I read the first part of this post with the photo attached and immediately wondered when they started allowing giraffes to participate in the Miss Universe competition.