Chris Klemmensen
@klemmensen.bsky.social
Baseball. Baseball cards. Tunes.
Like….you can be the only other Royal.
Please…
Please…
January 20, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Like….you can be the only other Royal.
Please…
Please…
Fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/furbush/fister/
Because I’m only in 1 league. Also, sorry I called you a dildo. That was probably a little much.
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Because I’m only in 1 league. Also, sorry I called you a dildo. That was probably a little much.
You’re a dildo and you should have 1 League of Integrity.
Feel The Shame.
Feel The Shame.
January 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
You’re a dildo and you should have 1 League of Integrity.
Feel The Shame.
Feel The Shame.
You charged your battery & came back just in time to fight the good fight. Thanks for shining a light on all the bullshit. Stay strong, amigo.
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
You charged your battery & came back just in time to fight the good fight. Thanks for shining a light on all the bullshit. Stay strong, amigo.
“I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
January 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
“I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
“No I’m ice”
That’s Boomer Esiason in that pic. Quit playing.
January 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
That’s Boomer Esiason in that pic. Quit playing.
His looks are fast-tracking toward Boomer Esiason.
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
His looks are fast-tracking toward Boomer Esiason.
He’s going to make the most incredible passes you’ve ever seen and interceptions so baffling you’re going to want to jump into a volcano. Equal parts of both.
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
He’s going to make the most incredible passes you’ve ever seen and interceptions so baffling you’re going to want to jump into a volcano. Equal parts of both.
I mean….A LOT of people told you this was going to happen and you spent all of your time being a contrarian dickhead for the last year.
January 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I mean….A LOT of people told you this was going to happen and you spent all of your time being a contrarian dickhead for the last year.
I remembered this guy last month! Got Original Pirate Material at a CD Warehouse on trade. Still holds up!
January 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I remembered this guy last month! Got Original Pirate Material at a CD Warehouse on trade. Still holds up!
*Rips loudest fart in the history of living humans
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 AM
*Rips loudest fart in the history of living humans
A second year Verlander getting his shit ROCKED by Pujols
January 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
A second year Verlander getting his shit ROCKED by Pujols
Tasty Jackie cameo
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Tasty Jackie cameo
Brother, you have no idea.
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Brother, you have no idea.
**COUGH**
(tim lincecum)
**COUGH**
(tim lincecum)
**COUGH**
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
**COUGH**
(tim lincecum)
**COUGH**
(tim lincecum)
**COUGH**
Hyped for his 60 Minutes expose
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Hyped for his 60 Minutes expose
Gah! When is Garbage Day?
You use it a lot. It’s a treat.
I had the wheel crap out on mine last year and got a new one. Felt like I was driving a Ferrari breaking the new one in.
You use it a lot. It’s a treat.
I had the wheel crap out on mine last year and got a new one. Felt like I was driving a Ferrari breaking the new one in.
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Gah! When is Garbage Day?
You use it a lot. It’s a treat.
I had the wheel crap out on mine last year and got a new one. Felt like I was driving a Ferrari breaking the new one in.
You use it a lot. It’s a treat.
I had the wheel crap out on mine last year and got a new one. Felt like I was driving a Ferrari breaking the new one in.
Not true! I do this dumb shit all the time. Just be like “Well, now I’m prepared for when this one inevitably shits the bed.” You just knocked out a future purchase. You should be proud. You are READY. (At least that’s how I make myself feel better.)
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Not true! I do this dumb shit all the time. Just be like “Well, now I’m prepared for when this one inevitably shits the bed.” You just knocked out a future purchase. You should be proud. You are READY. (At least that’s how I make myself feel better.)
Okay. I guess I still have dibs on Illegal Corn.
a man in a bucket hat says so i got that going for me
ALT: a man in a bucket hat says so i got that going for me
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January 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Okay. I guess I still have dibs on Illegal Corn.
(Unless “corn” means something I’m not aware of. If so, I rescind my dibs. (I am old))
January 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
(Unless “corn” means something I’m not aware of. If so, I rescind my dibs. (I am old))