Chris Klemmensen
@klemmensen.bsky.social
Baseball. Baseball cards. Tunes.
A second year Verlander getting his shit ROCKED by Pujols
January 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
A second year Verlander getting his shit ROCKED by Pujols
Tasty Jackie cameo
January 7, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Tasty Jackie cameo
Brother, you have no idea.
January 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Brother, you have no idea.
**COUGH**
(tim lincecum)
**COUGH**
(tim lincecum)
**COUGH**
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
**COUGH**
(tim lincecum)
**COUGH**
(tim lincecum)
**COUGH**
Hyped for his 60 Minutes expose
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Hyped for his 60 Minutes expose
Gah! When is Garbage Day?
You use it a lot. It’s a treat.
I had the wheel crap out on mine last year and got a new one. Felt like I was driving a Ferrari breaking the new one in.
You use it a lot. It’s a treat.
I had the wheel crap out on mine last year and got a new one. Felt like I was driving a Ferrari breaking the new one in.
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Gah! When is Garbage Day?
You use it a lot. It’s a treat.
I had the wheel crap out on mine last year and got a new one. Felt like I was driving a Ferrari breaking the new one in.
You use it a lot. It’s a treat.
I had the wheel crap out on mine last year and got a new one. Felt like I was driving a Ferrari breaking the new one in.
Not true! I do this dumb shit all the time. Just be like “Well, now I’m prepared for when this one inevitably shits the bed.” You just knocked out a future purchase. You should be proud. You are READY. (At least that’s how I make myself feel better.)
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Not true! I do this dumb shit all the time. Just be like “Well, now I’m prepared for when this one inevitably shits the bed.” You just knocked out a future purchase. You should be proud. You are READY. (At least that’s how I make myself feel better.)
Okay. I guess I still have dibs on Illegal Corn.
a man in a bucket hat says so i got that going for me
ALT: a man in a bucket hat says so i got that going for me
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Okay. I guess I still have dibs on Illegal Corn.
(Unless “corn” means something I’m not aware of. If so, I rescind my dibs. (I am old))
January 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
(Unless “corn” means something I’m not aware of. If so, I rescind my dibs. (I am old))
I live in Nebraska. Corn & fire is all we have.
January 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I live in Nebraska. Corn & fire is all we have.
Dibs on “illegal corn” for something in the near future…
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Dibs on “illegal corn” for something in the near future…
His college coach was fucking Bo Pelini.
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
His college coach was fucking Bo Pelini.
It’s pretty fucked update that you’re posting this on Stranger Things Finale Night (wink)
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
It’s pretty fucked update that you’re posting this on Stranger Things Finale Night (wink)
But maybe it’s because I’m a parent of a specific age and also have children of a specific age?
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
But maybe it’s because I’m a parent of a specific age and also have children of a specific age?
Really gratifying as a parent, too. Like showing them a mix tape from their parents born in the late 70’s along the same ages that we saw those movies.
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Really gratifying as a parent, too. Like showing them a mix tape from their parents born in the late 70’s along the same ages that we saw those movies.
I’m pretty excited about tonight! Been watching this with my girls since they were 9 & 11. After the first season, we started watching all of the movies they culled ideas/shots from. It’s been a thrilling ride for all of us. They are 18 & 20 now. Fun series for them to grow up with.
December 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m pretty excited about tonight! Been watching this with my girls since they were 9 & 11. After the first season, we started watching all of the movies they culled ideas/shots from. It’s been a thrilling ride for all of us. They are 18 & 20 now. Fun series for them to grow up with.
“You guys are like….a real band!”
-old coworker about my band.
Will carry it in my heart for the rest of my days.
-old coworker about my band.
Will carry it in my heart for the rest of my days.
December 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“You guys are like….a real band!”
-old coworker about my band.
Will carry it in my heart for the rest of my days.
-old coworker about my band.
Will carry it in my heart for the rest of my days.
He’s (honestly) a divorce lawyer in Omaha when he’s not reffing. He has commercials that play on the radio. “Hi. I’m Clete Blakeman…”
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
He’s (honestly) a divorce lawyer in Omaha when he’s not reffing. He has commercials that play on the radio. “Hi. I’m Clete Blakeman…”
I think about this every morning at 5:45 when I GENTLY close my shower door (sure it’s going to go off like a goddamn bomb).
I’ve already got my plan to use the towel as a scoocher across the floor.
Planning for this my whole life.
I’ve already got my plan to use the towel as a scoocher across the floor.
Planning for this my whole life.
December 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I think about this every morning at 5:45 when I GENTLY close my shower door (sure it’s going to go off like a goddamn bomb).
I’ve already got my plan to use the towel as a scoocher across the floor.
Planning for this my whole life.
I’ve already got my plan to use the towel as a scoocher across the floor.
Planning for this my whole life.
Good for her learning a thing (as I just did). Thanks!
December 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Good for her learning a thing (as I just did). Thanks!