Ngl I’ve never been happier to leave London although everyone was very nice etc

Wandering around the hotel at 4am. Ordering a Caesar salad! My brain feels like a husk

Missed another earthquake in Vancouver. Last time I was in a basement in China Town and felt nothing

Vancouver is being beautiful and springlike and something tells me the UK is not going to be that

About to go on a work trip with my dad and oh boy. Ohhh boy

My eye doctor was like “exciting news! They can stop myopia from developing in children!” and I was like, no offense to the kids but that’s kind of a bummer for me personally. How about exciting news: me seeing better? How about that?

Big coyote passed us on our night walk and fifteen minutes later, safe at home, my dog is still barking about it. She’s not a barker either, but she is part Anatolian Shepard so maybe she thought it was trying to steal her goats

I miss my private account on the other (shittier) site so much. I want to post pics of my street and talk about Secret Stuff. I want to bitch about people. I’m awful

Finally snow in Vancouver and we got hot chocolate from the little place down the street yesterday and just generally were extremely cozy. Hard to walk the dog on ice though because if she lunges at anything I’m done for

Cancelling duolingo with my 1500 day streak because I can’t stand the daily refresher at the end of the course. Just keep feeding me new vocab, I’d stay forever

Went on the treadmill for an hour and then washed my hair so I’ll be cold for the rest of the day if I don’t dress like a baby in a stroller with a toque and thick soft pants and a wool sweater, even though my house is warm and Vancouver is barely cold

Spent so long with a locked account on the other site that I feel like I’ve been thrust into a bright room full of 27 million-ish people and am expected to start busking

Immunization owl from 1977

Still wishing this site had locked accounts but I guess I’ll just have to be perceived until then