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klutzyqueen.bsky.social
@klutzyqueen.bsky.social
I’m just a girl standing in front of the internet yelling about the things I love
when I tell you hearing Welcome To My Island - George Daniel & Charli XCX Remix hits me like crack. always end up looking down and realizing I’m hella speeding
March 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
there’s an incredibly random, small time podcast guy that i think is just…beyond hot. and he just posted a pic that is…🥵🥵…the way i wish i had the balls to slide into his dms is insane
March 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Hart of Dixie is just a perfect show.
March 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
down bad with cramps post-iud insertion. i must have blocked out this part from last time
March 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
just realized i’m off and the new elsie silver came out today…gonna be making this drive home as quickly as possible…
March 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
small businesses are just the greatest. i had an appointment scheduled for a mani/pedi today for my bday and they’ve been playing one direction the whole time and brought me coffee!!
a woman in a dark room with the word women written on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a dark room with the word women written on the bottom
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February 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
*no one*
me at 3 am: deletes all of my dating app accounts and thirst follows a man on tiktok
February 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
i started this movie fully thinking i’ve never seen it, but i most definitely have. oh well.
February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
looking for suggestions as I make a “35 by 35” list! I truly just love projects and finding new things to do, and think that sourcing from friends/family/internet strangers make it even more meaningful. plus the spreadsheet to track it all brings joy itself!
February 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
you know what…maybe getting diagnosed with cancer the week of your best friend’s wedding can be a good thing. cuz I sure as hell gave zero fucks on that dance floor
February 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i said the whole time we watched love is blind that david is alex moffat so now i’m watching someone great
February 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I quite literally just said “Glen Powell not being in a Super Bowl commercial is a waste” AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
getting ready for a 2000s dance party and I gotta ask…when’s the last time you put eyeliner on your water line?? this shit is wild.
a woman wearing a black shirt that says metal on it
ALT: a woman wearing a black shirt that says metal on it
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February 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
everyone in my life is fucking going through it right now. vibes are atrocious. i need something to break.
February 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i am once again reading in my outdoor hammock in the middle of winter in pittsburgh. little joyous moments
February 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
ok, I just realized how many of the books I read last month were closed door and I feel really weird about it. excuse me while I find some very explicit open doors for my next few reads
February 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
me, listing the tropes of the book i’m reading out loud: single mom, second chance, best friends older brother, hockey romance? fuck yeah.
February 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
thank you universe, more please to the two rounds of drinks curtesy of the man nicknamed “meat juice” that I ran into tonight who I’d met while on a kind of date? with another dude last summer
January 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Very surreal being in the dermatologist office and going over my diagnosis while Night Changes by One Direction played in the background
January 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
how am I doing this year? well, we still have 3 days left in January and I’ve already read 11 books…assuming I’ll add 1-2 more before it’s over…
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
restaurant manager today: “so how are you enjoying our…sixth day in hell?”
me: i’m just trying to find joy anywhere i fucking can and figure out how to help others
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I *think* I had a dream last night that I was having Josh Lyman’s baby…
January 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
the pharmacist complimented my nails today and was like “wait, let me get a good look at them! I really like them!” and when I thanked him I also said “we gotta find joy where we can, right?” and he so knowingly agreed that I genuinely walked away with tears in my eyes
January 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
feels very ominous that the first song I heard playing at speed dating is chasing cars
two female doctors are standing next to each other with the words proud of you written above them
ALT: two female doctors are standing next to each other with the words proud of you written above them
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January 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
genuinely the smartest thing I do is clean my kitchen while the coffee brews. magically, a whole new room just in time to enjoy my drink

(it’s half-caf and I’m going out tonight!)
January 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM