@klutzyqueen.bsky.social
I’m just a girl standing in front of the internet yelling about the things I love
when I tell you hearing Welcome To My Island - George Daniel & Charli XCX Remix hits me like crack. always end up looking down and realizing I’m hella speeding
March 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
when I tell you hearing Welcome To My Island - George Daniel & Charli XCX Remix hits me like crack. always end up looking down and realizing I’m hella speeding
there’s an incredibly random, small time podcast guy that i think is just…beyond hot. and he just posted a pic that is…🥵🥵…the way i wish i had the balls to slide into his dms is insane
March 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
there’s an incredibly random, small time podcast guy that i think is just…beyond hot. and he just posted a pic that is…🥵🥵…the way i wish i had the balls to slide into his dms is insane
Hart of Dixie is just a perfect show.
March 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hart of Dixie is just a perfect show.
down bad with cramps post-iud insertion. i must have blocked out this part from last time
March 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
down bad with cramps post-iud insertion. i must have blocked out this part from last time
just realized i’m off and the new elsie silver came out today…gonna be making this drive home as quickly as possible…
March 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
just realized i’m off and the new elsie silver came out today…gonna be making this drive home as quickly as possible…
small businesses are just the greatest. i had an appointment scheduled for a mani/pedi today for my bday and they’ve been playing one direction the whole time and brought me coffee!!
a woman in a dark room with the word women written on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a dark room with the word women written on the bottom
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February 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
small businesses are just the greatest. i had an appointment scheduled for a mani/pedi today for my bday and they’ve been playing one direction the whole time and brought me coffee!!
*no one*
me at 3 am: deletes all of my dating app accounts and thirst follows a man on tiktok
me at 3 am: deletes all of my dating app accounts and thirst follows a man on tiktok
February 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
*no one*
me at 3 am: deletes all of my dating app accounts and thirst follows a man on tiktok
me at 3 am: deletes all of my dating app accounts and thirst follows a man on tiktok
i started this movie fully thinking i’ve never seen it, but i most definitely have. oh well.
February 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i started this movie fully thinking i’ve never seen it, but i most definitely have. oh well.
looking for suggestions as I make a “35 by 35” list! I truly just love projects and finding new things to do, and think that sourcing from friends/family/internet strangers make it even more meaningful. plus the spreadsheet to track it all brings joy itself!
February 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
looking for suggestions as I make a “35 by 35” list! I truly just love projects and finding new things to do, and think that sourcing from friends/family/internet strangers make it even more meaningful. plus the spreadsheet to track it all brings joy itself!
you know what…maybe getting diagnosed with cancer the week of your best friend’s wedding can be a good thing. cuz I sure as hell gave zero fucks on that dance floor
February 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
you know what…maybe getting diagnosed with cancer the week of your best friend’s wedding can be a good thing. cuz I sure as hell gave zero fucks on that dance floor
i said the whole time we watched love is blind that david is alex moffat so now i’m watching someone great
February 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i said the whole time we watched love is blind that david is alex moffat so now i’m watching someone great
I quite literally just said “Glen Powell not being in a Super Bowl commercial is a waste” AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I quite literally just said “Glen Powell not being in a Super Bowl commercial is a waste” AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
getting ready for a 2000s dance party and I gotta ask…when’s the last time you put eyeliner on your water line?? this shit is wild.
a woman wearing a black shirt that says metal on it
ALT: a woman wearing a black shirt that says metal on it
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February 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
getting ready for a 2000s dance party and I gotta ask…when’s the last time you put eyeliner on your water line?? this shit is wild.
everyone in my life is fucking going through it right now. vibes are atrocious. i need something to break.
February 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
everyone in my life is fucking going through it right now. vibes are atrocious. i need something to break.
i am once again reading in my outdoor hammock in the middle of winter in pittsburgh. little joyous moments
February 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i am once again reading in my outdoor hammock in the middle of winter in pittsburgh. little joyous moments
ok, I just realized how many of the books I read last month were closed door and I feel really weird about it. excuse me while I find some very explicit open doors for my next few reads
February 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
ok, I just realized how many of the books I read last month were closed door and I feel really weird about it. excuse me while I find some very explicit open doors for my next few reads
me, listing the tropes of the book i’m reading out loud: single mom, second chance, best friends older brother, hockey romance? fuck yeah.
February 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
me, listing the tropes of the book i’m reading out loud: single mom, second chance, best friends older brother, hockey romance? fuck yeah.
thank you universe, more please to the two rounds of drinks curtesy of the man nicknamed “meat juice” that I ran into tonight who I’d met while on a kind of date? with another dude last summer
January 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
thank you universe, more please to the two rounds of drinks curtesy of the man nicknamed “meat juice” that I ran into tonight who I’d met while on a kind of date? with another dude last summer
Very surreal being in the dermatologist office and going over my diagnosis while Night Changes by One Direction played in the background
January 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Very surreal being in the dermatologist office and going over my diagnosis while Night Changes by One Direction played in the background
how am I doing this year? well, we still have 3 days left in January and I’ve already read 11 books…assuming I’ll add 1-2 more before it’s over…
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
how am I doing this year? well, we still have 3 days left in January and I’ve already read 11 books…assuming I’ll add 1-2 more before it’s over…
restaurant manager today: “so how are you enjoying our…sixth day in hell?”
me: i’m just trying to find joy anywhere i fucking can and figure out how to help others
me: i’m just trying to find joy anywhere i fucking can and figure out how to help others
January 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
restaurant manager today: “so how are you enjoying our…sixth day in hell?”
me: i’m just trying to find joy anywhere i fucking can and figure out how to help others
me: i’m just trying to find joy anywhere i fucking can and figure out how to help others
I *think* I had a dream last night that I was having Josh Lyman’s baby…
January 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I *think* I had a dream last night that I was having Josh Lyman’s baby…
the pharmacist complimented my nails today and was like “wait, let me get a good look at them! I really like them!” and when I thanked him I also said “we gotta find joy where we can, right?” and he so knowingly agreed that I genuinely walked away with tears in my eyes
January 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the pharmacist complimented my nails today and was like “wait, let me get a good look at them! I really like them!” and when I thanked him I also said “we gotta find joy where we can, right?” and he so knowingly agreed that I genuinely walked away with tears in my eyes
feels very ominous that the first song I heard playing at speed dating is chasing cars
two female doctors are standing next to each other with the words proud of you written above them
ALT: two female doctors are standing next to each other with the words proud of you written above them
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January 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
feels very ominous that the first song I heard playing at speed dating is chasing cars
genuinely the smartest thing I do is clean my kitchen while the coffee brews. magically, a whole new room just in time to enjoy my drink
(it’s half-caf and I’m going out tonight!)
(it’s half-caf and I’m going out tonight!)
January 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
genuinely the smartest thing I do is clean my kitchen while the coffee brews. magically, a whole new room just in time to enjoy my drink
(it’s half-caf and I’m going out tonight!)
(it’s half-caf and I’m going out tonight!)