Kyle Kentner
klydekondor.bsky.social
Kyle Kentner
@klydekondor.bsky.social
Winterized beef stockpile
Reposted by Kyle Kentner
it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
When life gives you lemmings
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer’s default voice.
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Everybody shoves Raymond (when will the bullying cease)
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Kyle Kentner
piss a mile in my pants
August 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I’m microdosing squirrel steroids
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Green Exit Ham
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I just did a speedrun of the Internet; I went from “I can haz cheezburger” to “6 7” in 13.37 seconds.
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m a bit of a wild child
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I love Loony Cartoons, including (but not limited to) Insects Rabbit and Absurd Mallard.
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What if your mothier mother married my frothier father?
December 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Do you believe in shortening the spork?
December 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I’m a vital part of the Moron Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That’s just the Tiffany iceberg.
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
BCC (from Email) stands for “Bartholomew and the Corn of Calamity”
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I think I like like you 🫢🫣
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m transmitting this message from the Circuit City shitter
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I will make your face the greatest in Koridai
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Answers in the dander
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Criminalize pooping
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Guy who always says “three sixths” instead of “half”
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hyper-Copulatory Bionic Dung Beetle
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I want my First Time to be with that beautiful desert oasis that’s seemingly always on the horizon (I’m saving myself for mirage)
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Your wife asked me out to T.G.I. Friday’s, and I said yes without hesitation or remorse.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Electric death cult with Double A batteries
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM