kevin might return
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formerly twitter famous. seen in forbes, vice, vanity fair, time, huffpost, and the u.s. government.
formerly twitter famous. seen in forbes, vice, vanity fair, time, huffpost, and the u.s. government.
But really, this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever been able to do. Running the Olympic flame through one of the world’s most beautiful cities was such an honor. #olympics
January 20, 2026 at 2:42 PM
But really, this is one of the coolest things I’ve ever been able to do. Running the Olympic flame through one of the world’s most beautiful cities was such an honor. #olympics
8 years ago, I asked Jason Kander what his favorite political quote was and 8 years later, it holds true again.
Obama said this during his farewell speech in 2016. “This is just a little pit stop. This is not a period, this is a comma in the continuing story of building America.”
Obama said this during his farewell speech in 2016. “This is just a little pit stop. This is not a period, this is a comma in the continuing story of building America.”
November 11, 2024 at 4:30 AM
8 years ago, I asked Jason Kander what his favorite political quote was and 8 years later, it holds true again.
Obama said this during his farewell speech in 2016. “This is just a little pit stop. This is not a period, this is a comma in the continuing story of building America.”
Obama said this during his farewell speech in 2016. “This is just a little pit stop. This is not a period, this is a comma in the continuing story of building America.”
Before Thanksgiving is never too early in this house.
November 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Before Thanksgiving is never too early in this house.
returning to my roots
Bluesky’s best shot at success is to embrace shitposting
https://techcrunch.com/2023/04/27/blueskys-best-shot-at-success-is-to-embrace-shitposting/
“bluesky (serious people making silly little posts) is the spiritual opposite of linkedin (deeply silly people trying to write serious thoughtposts)”
https://techcrunch.com/2023/04/27/blueskys-best-shot-at-success-is-to-embrace-shitposting/
“bluesky (serious people making silly little posts) is the spiritual opposite of linkedin (deeply silly people trying to write serious thoughtposts)”
September 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
returning to my roots
OSAC or not to OSAC?
September 6, 2024 at 1:56 AM
OSAC or not to OSAC?
Please America, don’t make me go back to my alter ego.
August 30, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Please America, don’t make me go back to my alter ego.
Mark Kelly would be a badass VP, just saying.
July 25, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Mark Kelly would be a badass VP, just saying.
The bots have been heavily churning out biblical talking points the last year or so. Waiting for someone to write about that.
July 15, 2024 at 8:34 AM
The bots have been heavily churning out biblical talking points the last year or so. Waiting for someone to write about that.
congrats bsky on the “official” launch!
February 8, 2024 at 3:17 AM
congrats bsky on the “official” launch!
This is my new friend, Doug.
I am not the dog.
I am not the dog.
October 26, 2023 at 12:49 AM
This is my new friend, Doug.
I am not the dog.
I am not the dog.
There are few times I’ve ever been heartbroken in sports over losing a player.
Damian Lillard leaving Portland is one of them.
Damian Lillard leaving Portland is one of them.
October 2, 2023 at 3:54 PM
There are few times I’ve ever been heartbroken in sports over losing a player.
Damian Lillard leaving Portland is one of them.
Damian Lillard leaving Portland is one of them.
So I’m finally moving into a permanent house in a few days. Yay! With new house also comes new puppy shortly thereafter.
Do I name him (a golden retriever):
a.) Doug
b.) Dave
Do I name him (a golden retriever):
a.) Doug
b.) Dave
September 27, 2023 at 6:02 AM
So I’m finally moving into a permanent house in a few days. Yay! With new house also comes new puppy shortly thereafter.
Do I name him (a golden retriever):
a.) Doug
b.) Dave
Do I name him (a golden retriever):
a.) Doug
b.) Dave
Kidney stones are the worst.
Thankful for painkillers even though they also make me feel like shit.
Thankful for painkillers even though they also make me feel like shit.
September 24, 2023 at 2:54 PM
Kidney stones are the worst.
Thankful for painkillers even though they also make me feel like shit.
Thankful for painkillers even though they also make me feel like shit.
I wish I could hide in a small cave from September 9th to September 13th.
September 11, 2023 at 2:22 AM
I wish I could hide in a small cave from September 9th to September 13th.
“There are two ways to be fooled
One to believe what isn't true
The other is to refuse to believe what is true.”
--Kierkegaard
One to believe what isn't true
The other is to refuse to believe what is true.”
--Kierkegaard
September 5, 2023 at 11:26 PM
“There are two ways to be fooled
One to believe what isn't true
The other is to refuse to believe what is true.”
--Kierkegaard
One to believe what isn't true
The other is to refuse to believe what is true.”
--Kierkegaard
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my dearest friend and our beloved ines helene (@inihelene.bsky.social) has been missing since friday 25th august; last known sighting in oxie, malmo, sweden 😞.
*please* repost, and if you have any information whatsoever, contact on the below details, or i'll pass it on if you dm.
🤍😥
#findines
*please* repost, and if you have any information whatsoever, contact on the below details, or i'll pass it on if you dm.
🤍😥
#findines
August 29, 2023 at 6:06 AM
my dearest friend and our beloved ines helene (@inihelene.bsky.social) has been missing since friday 25th august; last known sighting in oxie, malmo, sweden 😞.
*please* repost, and if you have any information whatsoever, contact on the below details, or i'll pass it on if you dm.
🤍😥
#findines
*please* repost, and if you have any information whatsoever, contact on the below details, or i'll pass it on if you dm.
🤍😥
#findines
I keep seeing VisitUSA commercials on TV here in Canada and it feels like seeing your ex-girlfriend on Tinder wearing lingerie.
August 27, 2023 at 11:18 PM
I keep seeing VisitUSA commercials on TV here in Canada and it feels like seeing your ex-girlfriend on Tinder wearing lingerie.
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It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.
(1/n)
(1/n)
August 20, 2023 at 1:55 AM
It seems to me that the time is ripe for a Bluesky thread about how—and maybe even why—to befriend crows.
(1/n)
(1/n)
It’s been two months living in Canada and something that’s really weird to realize is that I have very specific “American PTSD”.
Like waiting in line at Costco to pay for groceries, I started getting anxious about the crowds. Mass shootings running through my head, escape routes, etc.
Like waiting in line at Costco to pay for groceries, I started getting anxious about the crowds. Mass shootings running through my head, escape routes, etc.
August 17, 2023 at 4:13 PM
It’s been two months living in Canada and something that’s really weird to realize is that I have very specific “American PTSD”.
Like waiting in line at Costco to pay for groceries, I started getting anxious about the crowds. Mass shootings running through my head, escape routes, etc.
Like waiting in line at Costco to pay for groceries, I started getting anxious about the crowds. Mass shootings running through my head, escape routes, etc.
Finally won the Immaculate Grid thanks to being a Red Sox fan.
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August 13, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Finally won the Immaculate Grid thanks to being a Red Sox fan.
⚾️ Immaculate Grid 132 9/9:
Rarity: 215
IMMACULATE!
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
Play at:
https://immaculategrid.com
⚾️ Immaculate Grid 132 9/9:
Rarity: 215
IMMACULATE!
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩
Play at:
https://immaculategrid.com
Canadians in general have been much better about the whole “let me inject my politics into everything” communication style.
But I had to hear all about it today and I was just trying to buy a couch, man.
But I had to hear all about it today and I was just trying to buy a couch, man.
August 11, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Canadians in general have been much better about the whole “let me inject my politics into everything” communication style.
But I had to hear all about it today and I was just trying to buy a couch, man.
But I had to hear all about it today and I was just trying to buy a couch, man.