Karl Mueller
@kmueller.bsky.social
“Your Honor, the evidence is devastating to our case”
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December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Your Honor, the evidence is devastating to our case”
It depends on how the cases were run. The things she did would be considered invalid, but if other legit attorneys seconded them they can still go forward
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It depends on how the cases were run. The things she did would be considered invalid, but if other legit attorneys seconded them they can still go forward
Such a fun game !
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Such a fun game !
Loyalty tests are never okay, sorry. Just leave. (And yeah the guy is a completely worthless)
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Loyalty tests are never okay, sorry. Just leave. (And yeah the guy is a completely worthless)
Probably, but you never know
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Probably, but you never know
Stone cold eating her food.. man
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November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Stone cold eating her food.. man
Imagine the poor group of therapists that have to unwind THIS shit down the road
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November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Imagine the poor group of therapists that have to unwind THIS shit down the road
vibes
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November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
vibes
hah hah, explaining.. good one...
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
hah hah, explaining.. good one...
Don't be the guy who has to explain that he's hetero
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Don't be the guy who has to explain that he's hetero
do not speak it into existence!
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November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
do not speak it into existence!
Could definitely be the case!
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Could definitely be the case!
for the financial thing but also dating teenagers
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
for the financial thing but also dating teenagers
dude needs therapy
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
dude needs therapy
everybody deserves fair and impartial justice
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
everybody deserves fair and impartial justice
It’s just happy to see you
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It’s just happy to see you
Congratulations on 27 years!
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November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Congratulations on 27 years!
the "ah man I just shot marvin in the face" excuse of dismembering by accident
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the "ah man I just shot marvin in the face" excuse of dismembering by accident
he's probably saved like 15 sacks the last 2 weeks on stuff like that
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
he's probably saved like 15 sacks the last 2 weeks on stuff like that
easily is not necessarily fast..
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
easily is not necessarily fast..