Molly Eventide
@knacktimbletoes.bsky.social
I feel like social media and the internet have made reclaimed language into a fool's errand.
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I feel like social media and the internet have made reclaimed language into a fool's errand.
Death Stranding is worth playing for the oppourtunity to fall in love with Low Roar alone.
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Death Stranding is worth playing for the oppourtunity to fall in love with Low Roar alone.
I really wish I could hear zoomers pronounce it poke-EE-mon without being totally annoyed.
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I really wish I could hear zoomers pronounce it poke-EE-mon without being totally annoyed.
Doing a deep dive on Epic Games and holy shit these people are pure evil.
Don't play Fortnite.
Don't play Fortnite.
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Doing a deep dive on Epic Games and holy shit these people are pure evil.
Don't play Fortnite.
Don't play Fortnite.
When I talk to very wealthy people about politics they usually agree that the people they vote for are pure evil they just don't care. It might save em a couple thousand bucks a year to vote evil so they do.
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When I talk to very wealthy people about politics they usually agree that the people they vote for are pure evil they just don't care. It might save em a couple thousand bucks a year to vote evil so they do.
Every time I hear "Last Christmas" I wish it was the last time.
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Every time I hear "Last Christmas" I wish it was the last time.
FTFY sucks and should be taken out back and shot in the head.
December 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
FTFY sucks and should be taken out back and shot in the head.
I have never seen this box do anything in the entire history of my life.
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I have never seen this box do anything in the entire history of my life.
I love pet photos on social media but man I would love a way to filter out all the ones where people role play as the pet. Not to yuck anyone's yum, I just don't want to see that.
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I love pet photos on social media but man I would love a way to filter out all the ones where people role play as the pet. Not to yuck anyone's yum, I just don't want to see that.
The garage door to my apartment building just opened for me as I walked by. Time to lose some weight.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The garage door to my apartment building just opened for me as I walked by. Time to lose some weight.
People who leave pens clicked on, I am not angry with you, I just don't understand you.
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
People who leave pens clicked on, I am not angry with you, I just don't understand you.
I am over forty years old and every time I drink out of a cup with no lid it still splashes me in the face at some point.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I am over forty years old and every time I drink out of a cup with no lid it still splashes me in the face at some point.
Raichu has always been superior to Pikachu in every single way. Always.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Raichu has always been superior to Pikachu in every single way. Always.
With respect to Makiko Ohmoto, I have always hated Kirby's irritating squeaky voice. Kirby with no voice was one of my most loved video game characters growing up and as of Super Smash Bros I can no longer stand him at all.
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
With respect to Makiko Ohmoto, I have always hated Kirby's irritating squeaky voice. Kirby with no voice was one of my most loved video game characters growing up and as of Super Smash Bros I can no longer stand him at all.
AI generated aka stolen art has already had a devastating erosion effect on how much we as individuals value all art and that sucks.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
AI generated aka stolen art has already had a devastating erosion effect on how much we as individuals value all art and that sucks.
It's important to be able to distinguish between two different unnacceptably evil things and still be able to codemn them both without reservation. If you try to act like they are the same thing ontologically in your pursuit of self-righteousness congratulations you're helping them silence victims.
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's important to be able to distinguish between two different unnacceptably evil things and still be able to codemn them both without reservation. If you try to act like they are the same thing ontologically in your pursuit of self-righteousness congratulations you're helping them silence victims.
So the GOP is officially on line 3 of the narcissist's prayer when it comes to sex trafficking teenagers. Wish I could say this was a new low for MAGA but we all know it's not.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
So the GOP is officially on line 3 of the narcissist's prayer when it comes to sex trafficking teenagers. Wish I could say this was a new low for MAGA but we all know it's not.
Bravo, New York.
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bravo, New York.
Not a fan of seeing the slur for me and those like me used by anyone, whether they're one of us or not.
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Not a fan of seeing the slur for me and those like me used by anyone, whether they're one of us or not.
Hell of a Halloween, Hell of an All Saint's Day. I live a charmed life. Gotta thank my lucky stars sometimes.
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hell of a Halloween, Hell of an All Saint's Day. I live a charmed life. Gotta thank my lucky stars sometimes.
I don't respect Jack-o-Lanterns that use paint. Just paint styrofoam or cardboard at that point.
October 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don't respect Jack-o-Lanterns that use paint. Just paint styrofoam or cardboard at that point.
I just don't have any roguelike runs left in me. I used them all up.
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I just don't have any roguelike runs left in me. I used them all up.
I hit "show less like this" on every single sports post I see on bluesky and yet my feed is still choking with sports shit that I never have and never will give a flying fuck about.
October 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I hit "show less like this" on every single sports post I see on bluesky and yet my feed is still choking with sports shit that I never have and never will give a flying fuck about.
30% of people are so cool they make putting up with the other 70% worth it
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
30% of people are so cool they make putting up with the other 70% worth it
Instant ramen takes a minute not an instant.
Minute rice takes 5 minutes not a minute.
Century eggs take 5 weeks not a century.
A food with time in the name is a liar food.
Minute rice takes 5 minutes not a minute.
Century eggs take 5 weeks not a century.
A food with time in the name is a liar food.
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Instant ramen takes a minute not an instant.
Minute rice takes 5 minutes not a minute.
Century eggs take 5 weeks not a century.
A food with time in the name is a liar food.
Minute rice takes 5 minutes not a minute.
Century eggs take 5 weeks not a century.
A food with time in the name is a liar food.