Was watching Gold Diggers of 1933 like you do and there was a baby in a basket and the baby looked, you know, a little rough, and we said: Well hey, that looks like Billy Barty. Reader, it was.
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Was watching Gold Diggers of 1933 like you do and there was a baby in a basket and the baby looked, you know, a little rough, and we said: Well hey, that looks like Billy Barty. Reader, it was.
Guess which of the only two things this could be: 1, clicking his monstrous swollen empurpled corrective-shoe-clad feet together and thinking “there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home,” or 2, sans foot activity, “I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish.” Zounds, aren't these the times?
December 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Guess which of the only two things this could be: 1, clicking his monstrous swollen empurpled corrective-shoe-clad feet together and thinking “there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home,” or 2, sans foot activity, “I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish.” Zounds, aren't these the times?
Bulldog Drummond movies with villains George Zucco, Porter Hall(Twice!), and J. Carroll Naish(Twice!). Fuck yeah. Hard to swallow, though, when real life villains these days are basically Cream of Wattle with a topping of old plus-size diaper. It's a disservice to drama itself.
May 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Bulldog Drummond movies with villains George Zucco, Porter Hall(Twice!), and J. Carroll Naish(Twice!). Fuck yeah. Hard to swallow, though, when real life villains these days are basically Cream of Wattle with a topping of old plus-size diaper. It's a disservice to drama itself.
Sure, this last election was a betrayal by the dimmest and swampiest among us, but my rat-like little scrabblers, the real betrayal was Lon Chaney Jr being in the Undersea Kingdom serial and no one telling me and me having to find out yesterday purely by accident. Can we do a little better, please?
November 15, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Sure, this last election was a betrayal by the dimmest and swampiest among us, but my rat-like little scrabblers, the real betrayal was Lon Chaney Jr being in the Undersea Kingdom serial and no one telling me and me having to find out yesterday purely by accident. Can we do a little better, please?