Knew Jersey
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He is successful at being the worst US President ever.
November 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
He is successful at being the worst US President ever.
We are so lucky to have him!! 🪢
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We are so lucky to have him!! 🪢
What a cheesy joke.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What a cheesy joke.
So glad I have a "normal" senator. Thank you Andy Kim.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So glad I have a "normal" senator. Thank you Andy Kim.
Eventually, all Teflon coatings begin to wear off.
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Eventually, all Teflon coatings begin to wear off.
Then he'll say - releasing the files will interfere with Bondi's investigation - so you have to vote NO on releasing the files. Fat chance, the jig is up.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Then he'll say - releasing the files will interfere with Bondi's investigation - so you have to vote NO on releasing the files. Fat chance, the jig is up.
No problem, just file a report with the CFPB. Oh, wait, never mind.....
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
No problem, just file a report with the CFPB. Oh, wait, never mind.....
You can tell how long they've each been members by the size of their lips.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You can tell how long they've each been members by the size of their lips.
Heading to the White House....
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Heading to the White House....
I would love to see a health debate between you, RFK Jr. and the brain worm.
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I would love to see a health debate between you, RFK Jr. and the brain worm.
Well, then I will admit to Jack that I would vote for my dog before I would vote for him.
November 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Well, then I will admit to Jack that I would vote for my dog before I would vote for him.
"Mister Speaker, you seem distracted lately. What do you say to the idea that the American People should have access to the account and app that monitors your porn habit?"
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Mister Speaker, you seem distracted lately. What do you say to the idea that the American People should have access to the account and app that monitors your porn habit?"
He's like a dog, marking what he thinks is "his" territory.
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
He's like a dog, marking what he thinks is "his" territory.
Can't wait to vote against Jack.
October 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Can't wait to vote against Jack.
He won't get enough votes to ever find out.
October 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
He won't get enough votes to ever find out.
And Jack, thinking there is a chance in hell that I'd vote for you is also just not realistic.
October 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
And Jack, thinking there is a chance in hell that I'd vote for you is also just not realistic.