Pinned
Ass Pennies
@knifey-spooney.bsky.social
· Nov 20
guy with a raging GILF fetish attending the Grammy's:
"what the fuck is this shit?"
"what the fuck is this shit?"
What do u guys think R.L. Stine is doing right now
January 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
What do u guys think R.L. Stine is doing right now
Hey, you know how every time you sit down it feels like you shit yourself a little bit and then you go check and you did, you did shit yourself a little bit, why is that
January 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hey, you know how every time you sit down it feels like you shit yourself a little bit and then you go check and you did, you did shit yourself a little bit, why is that
No I didn't place an online order, no, shut up and listen to me IS THE WENDY'S GIRL OF LEGAL AGE
December 28, 2024 at 7:20 AM
No I didn't place an online order, no, shut up and listen to me IS THE WENDY'S GIRL OF LEGAL AGE
I think if I went to prison I'd want to go for a long time cause it takes me a while to make friends
December 28, 2024 at 7:14 AM
I think if I went to prison I'd want to go for a long time cause it takes me a while to make friends
The hibachi guy just started throwing whole onions at my head
December 28, 2024 at 7:10 AM
The hibachi guy just started throwing whole onions at my head
I love vaping so much hahaha I'd probably kill anyone who tried to stop me
December 28, 2024 at 7:04 AM
I love vaping so much hahaha I'd probably kill anyone who tried to stop me
Probably gonna watch the new Sonic movie a buncha times
December 22, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Probably gonna watch the new Sonic movie a buncha times
the Santa at the mall is just giving all the kids guns
December 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM
the Santa at the mall is just giving all the kids guns
"nah I'm good bro, I just gotta lock in"
Narrator: he, in fact, did not lock in
Narrator: he, in fact, did not lock in
December 9, 2024 at 7:51 PM
"nah I'm good bro, I just gotta lock in"
Narrator: he, in fact, did not lock in
Narrator: he, in fact, did not lock in
I control the memes of production
December 9, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I control the memes of production
Marx: and while the capitalist class controls the means of production, the proletariat controls the MEMES of production
Engels: I think you need to stop taking so much milk of the poppy
Engels: I think you need to stop taking so much milk of the poppy
December 9, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Marx: and while the capitalist class controls the means of production, the proletariat controls the MEMES of production
Engels: I think you need to stop taking so much milk of the poppy
Engels: I think you need to stop taking so much milk of the poppy
Guys I think we're gonna be able to meme our way into class consciousness, just like Marx predicted
December 9, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Guys I think we're gonna be able to meme our way into class consciousness, just like Marx predicted
@myfitnesspal.bsky.social your app keeps uninstalling itself every time I enter the 20 gordita supremes I ate for lunch
December 9, 2024 at 3:24 PM
@myfitnesspal.bsky.social your app keeps uninstalling itself every time I enter the 20 gordita supremes I ate for lunch
Taco Bell employee: "I didn't say it was illegal, I just said I don't recommend eating 20 burrito supremes"
Me: I know my rights, pig. Now what's your badge number
Me: I know my rights, pig. Now what's your badge number
December 9, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Taco Bell employee: "I didn't say it was illegal, I just said I don't recommend eating 20 burrito supremes"
Me: I know my rights, pig. Now what's your badge number
Me: I know my rights, pig. Now what's your badge number
NYPD: we believe the murderer has left the city, likely in a old timey racecar and wearing a top hat. He is believed to be armed with a civil war era canon. He is accompanied by a silver Yorkshire terrier, REPEAT, A SILVER YORKSHIRE TERRIER
December 9, 2024 at 5:25 AM
NYPD: we believe the murderer has left the city, likely in a old timey racecar and wearing a top hat. He is believed to be armed with a civil war era canon. He is accompanied by a silver Yorkshire terrier, REPEAT, A SILVER YORKSHIRE TERRIER
If I could give my dad's friend Randy one piece of advice it'd probably be to stop molesting me
December 6, 2024 at 9:35 PM
If I could give my dad's friend Randy one piece of advice it'd probably be to stop molesting me
Sorry babe, that wasn't like me at all. Which probably means that the ghost of that ancient samurai warlord is back
December 6, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Sorry babe, that wasn't like me at all. Which probably means that the ghost of that ancient samurai warlord is back
Dad: hey son meet my friend Randy
Randy:
Me:
Randy: I'm very upset at how sexy the lady boys are these days
Me: cool.
Randy:
Me:
Randy: I'm very upset at how sexy the lady boys are these days
Me: cool.
December 6, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Dad: hey son meet my friend Randy
Randy:
Me:
Randy: I'm very upset at how sexy the lady boys are these days
Me: cool.
Randy:
Me:
Randy: I'm very upset at how sexy the lady boys are these days
Me: cool.
Gonna open a restaurant called Boner Bar and it's just gonna be a super chill place where dudes can come by and get bricked up
December 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Gonna open a restaurant called Boner Bar and it's just gonna be a super chill place where dudes can come by and get bricked up
(loading up 10 plates at the gym):
Hey man, we're not going to tell you again you can't bring food in here
Hey man, we're not going to tell you again you can't bring food in here
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 AM
(loading up 10 plates at the gym):
Hey man, we're not going to tell you again you can't bring food in here
Hey man, we're not going to tell you again you can't bring food in here
Googling "how to trick women" on my work computer
December 6, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Googling "how to trick women" on my work computer
Me: I dunno doc, my stomach has been making some weird noises...
stomach: KILL CEOs AND FEED ME THEIR BONES
Doctor: yeah we've actually been seeing a lot of this lately
stomach: KILL CEOs AND FEED ME THEIR BONES
Doctor: yeah we've actually been seeing a lot of this lately
December 5, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Me: I dunno doc, my stomach has been making some weird noises...
stomach: KILL CEOs AND FEED ME THEIR BONES
Doctor: yeah we've actually been seeing a lot of this lately
stomach: KILL CEOs AND FEED ME THEIR BONES
Doctor: yeah we've actually been seeing a lot of this lately
As his e-bike carries him swiftly away from the midtown Hilton, crack pipe resting between his chapped lips, Hunter Biden thinks to himself,
"Another victory for the proletariat, we have nothing to lose but our chains. I should probably get some more crack."
"Another victory for the proletariat, we have nothing to lose but our chains. I should probably get some more crack."
December 5, 2024 at 3:16 PM
As his e-bike carries him swiftly away from the midtown Hilton, crack pipe resting between his chapped lips, Hunter Biden thinks to himself,
"Another victory for the proletariat, we have nothing to lose but our chains. I should probably get some more crack."
"Another victory for the proletariat, we have nothing to lose but our chains. I should probably get some more crack."
It would be hilarious if it turned out a submarine shot that guy
December 5, 2024 at 4:37 AM
It would be hilarious if it turned out a submarine shot that guy
Despite many assurances, I have found that no one in the online gaming space is actually "super chill"
December 4, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Despite many assurances, I have found that no one in the online gaming space is actually "super chill"