I know I’m not very active here on Bluesky, but apparently I am impressive enough to get an invitation to the Illuminati!

Going to join a secret society! See you later, losers!

I abandoned Twitter the moment he took over. I don’t get how people still think he’s a genius.

This is the sleep of a pooch with no worries.

Everyone say hello to this stoned mountain lion I found at a local eatery.