Knot-Me-Rocket
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Cosmo-mutt lost his mind...
$1800 at a junkyard in Carson City and this is the only pic on their site. Do you trust the Pick n Pull Porsche?
September 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
$1800 at a junkyard in Carson City and this is the only pic on their site. Do you trust the Pick n Pull Porsche?
"Yeah it's very reliable and the engine is great, it has never failed me or let me down.
Anyway, I'm selling because the engine is broken and I can't afford to fix it."
- My favorite type of car ad lmao
Anyway, I'm selling because the engine is broken and I can't afford to fix it."
- My favorite type of car ad lmao
August 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Yeah it's very reliable and the engine is great, it has never failed me or let me down.
Anyway, I'm selling because the engine is broken and I can't afford to fix it."
- My favorite type of car ad lmao
Anyway, I'm selling because the engine is broken and I can't afford to fix it."
- My favorite type of car ad lmao
"Real goddamn shame to put bullshit like that in a classic" - Dwayne Johnson in Fast Five
Sorry Hobbs, I need a backup camera.
Sorry Hobbs, I need a backup camera.
August 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"Real goddamn shame to put bullshit like that in a classic" - Dwayne Johnson in Fast Five
Sorry Hobbs, I need a backup camera.
Sorry Hobbs, I need a backup camera.
You wouldn't last a day in the volcano from which I was forged.
Mainly because that volcano became a tourist destination and now has a really high annual suicide rate.
Mainly because that volcano became a tourist destination and now has a really high annual suicide rate.
July 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You wouldn't last a day in the volcano from which I was forged.
Mainly because that volcano became a tourist destination and now has a really high annual suicide rate.
Mainly because that volcano became a tourist destination and now has a really high annual suicide rate.
Me in the Sims when I can't afford food so I start selling kitchen cabinets and other furniture
July 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Me in the Sims when I can't afford food so I start selling kitchen cabinets and other furniture
Joke so good it's a dick slapper
July 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Joke so good it's a dick slapper
A true god would put a free 454 big block in my life >:|
July 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
A true god would put a free 454 big block in my life >:|
I love this, no fucks given lmao
More dealerships should do this, I want to see a chevy dealer stick a C8 ZR1 on top of a sign
More dealerships should do this, I want to see a chevy dealer stick a C8 ZR1 on top of a sign
July 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I love this, no fucks given lmao
More dealerships should do this, I want to see a chevy dealer stick a C8 ZR1 on top of a sign
More dealerships should do this, I want to see a chevy dealer stick a C8 ZR1 on top of a sign
Uber driver's police radar started going off. She said "eh" then floored it. 5 stars.
July 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Uber driver's police radar started going off. She said "eh" then floored it. 5 stars.
Reposted by Knot-Me-Rocket
"we found carpet fibers, from your shoes, matching those at the job site- mud from that job site was in your cab when you reached down to get that empty soda bottle that lodged under the accelerator- you DROVE into that mailbox...'
June 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"we found carpet fibers, from your shoes, matching those at the job site- mud from that job site was in your cab when you reached down to get that empty soda bottle that lodged under the accelerator- you DROVE into that mailbox...'
Epic Goodwill find today
June 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Epic Goodwill find today
OCC Choppers managed to make a hot rodded Generac V Twin engine work with a harley transmission.
Which is wild for a motorcycle, however, the company it was built for claims to have the world's fastest lawn mower. Accomplished by sticking a turbine on the back of a riding mower wtf
Which is wild for a motorcycle, however, the company it was built for claims to have the world's fastest lawn mower. Accomplished by sticking a turbine on the back of a riding mower wtf
June 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
OCC Choppers managed to make a hot rodded Generac V Twin engine work with a harley transmission.
Which is wild for a motorcycle, however, the company it was built for claims to have the world's fastest lawn mower. Accomplished by sticking a turbine on the back of a riding mower wtf
Which is wild for a motorcycle, however, the company it was built for claims to have the world's fastest lawn mower. Accomplished by sticking a turbine on the back of a riding mower wtf
I still, to this day, do not understand why Vegas is building a baseball stadium.
Baseball season occurs during our hottest months of the year. Nothing screams "take me out to the ball game" like sitting in 115° heat and trying to beat heat stroke with a $37 can of Modelo
Baseball season occurs during our hottest months of the year. Nothing screams "take me out to the ball game" like sitting in 115° heat and trying to beat heat stroke with a $37 can of Modelo
June 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I still, to this day, do not understand why Vegas is building a baseball stadium.
Baseball season occurs during our hottest months of the year. Nothing screams "take me out to the ball game" like sitting in 115° heat and trying to beat heat stroke with a $37 can of Modelo
Baseball season occurs during our hottest months of the year. Nothing screams "take me out to the ball game" like sitting in 115° heat and trying to beat heat stroke with a $37 can of Modelo
Dinner for the next week because the national guard is invading us
June 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Dinner for the next week because the national guard is invading us
When you're into bdsm but all of the tops near you are over the age of 50
May 31, 2025 at 6:37 AM
When you're into bdsm but all of the tops near you are over the age of 50