BRILLIANT finale!

I'm fairly confident in my ability to find a tiara on demand. I have daughters who went ALL IN on princess culture back in the day.

Yup. They get a tax deduction, while your contribution funds pseudoevangelical Christofascist grifters.

As a proud native of rFlorida, I'm certain that Neskalia is to blame. DEATH TO NESKALIA!

Not crazy at all. Since World War II, Republicans have traditionally favored free trade. Trumpism ≠ Republicanism.

Plot twist: Insoluble crisis threatening annihilation of the Enterprise and its crew and failure of their mission.

Plot twist resolution: Geordi finds brilliant engineering fix involving tachyon beams and <something something insert techno babble here>. Data and Wesley probably help.

Also, just because an organization claims to help veterans and is well-known doesn't mean it's worth supporting. Do your homework. The Wounded Warrior Project is NOT the best choice.

"What about them? They're fresh!"

And if you had the audacity to question that, let alone change it, I'll bet my next paycheck you got punished for it.

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Full disclosure: I didn't even ask for a boldly inclusive sign. I just asked for one that could be seen from across the street and wasn't blocked any time somebody parked at the curb. Apparently that's an impossibly heavy lift.

The Episcopal and UCC churches in Lancaster, PA have Pride flags and Black Lives Matter banners. The Lutherans don't.

Easier to do when you have the moral courage to take a public stand.

Two and a half years ago, I asked my church council to put up signs so that we could let our neighborhood know when we're offering community events. They immediately agreed and formed a task force to get signs up.

We still have no signs.

We have a statement like that, too. Lots of Lutheran churches have statements; we excel at statements. But very, very few Lutheran churches have *signs* that clear, succinct, and unequivocal.