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Koalatovmocktail
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Cuddly koala & heroic underdog.
I love coming on here and reconnecting with my fellow #AVFC fans.
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He/Him
This is an incredible stat 👇
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Courtesy of strikes from Emi Buendia and Amadou Onana, this was the first time Aston Villa had scored 2+ goals from outside the box in the first half of a Premier League match since April 2008 vs Derby County.

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
How did Malen miss that!?

And who still thinks Ross Barkley was a poor signing?

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
That back heel to Malen is the best thing I’ve seen from Guessand in weeks!

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Great play from Tielemans for that goal! Welcome home.

I feel for Ollie Watkins. Spends 80 minutes running AFCB fucking ragged, only to get subbed off for Malen who just stands there and scores.

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Surely Kamara gets picked for France.

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Barkley LOVES to score against Bournemouth!!!

And I love it too!

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
👏👏👏 Buendía

MOM contender for me today.

If not MOM, he’s in the top one.

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Emiliano Martinez, the hero, the villain.

One week he's passing the ball to Salah, the next he pulls off a remarkably acrobatic save and then a penalty save. Villa Park bellows 'the world's number 1'.

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Martinez has been superb today. This is vintage Martinez from his 1st season #avfc
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Fuck me Martinez!!

I’m serious!

Call me!

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Uh oh
#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I know, I know - we all want Watkins to score more goals… or even A goal.

But I won’t let anyone tell me he is not playing a great centre-forward’s game today. Asperger usual.

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
John McGinn is simply having just his latest superb game - one more in what is turning out to be a vintage season from him.
#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What
A
Fucking
Save!!!
🫣
#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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This is our best performance of the season against a really strong, in form team. And we've nullified them #avfc
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Look at Buendía!! Scoring at one end, winning defensive headers at the other end… pressing everywhere in between…

We almost sold this guy in August!

#AVFC
Bournemouth’s aggressive press is almost as comprehensive as Buendia’s own efforts.

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Onana!!!!!! What a rocket!

Woke up my whole family yelling just now!

#AVFC

(1:41am, Monday morning)
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I don’t know why Onana was appealing for a penalty just now.

No point if Donyell Malen is on the bench.

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Bournemouth’s aggressive press is almost as comprehensive as Buendia’s own efforts.

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sub-fucking-lime!!!

Compare Buendía to Tavernier’s effort at the other end!

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don’t see Kamara make too many shots in open play. Which is unfortunate, because every shot he does make is a fkn zinger.

#AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Oof. It is not lost on me that the TV coverage is not showing a replay of that clash between Smith and Adams.

Ref was 100% right to stop play. Looked awful. I hope they are ok.

#AVLBOU #AVFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I just had a great time watching #AVWFC outthinking Man Utd to a superb 0-1 away victory. Well worth staying up til 1am.

#UTV
#AVFC
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What are we doing with Elliot?

I hate it when teams sign players that they don’t need & I’m not a fan of this.

If Emery says he’s not ready then he’s not ready, but if he’s so far off it then why sign him?

I hope something changes for him soon - too much talent to be wasted like this.

#AVFC
Harvey Elliott, in his tracksuit and with five subs all used, goes down the tunnel a few minutes left.

He applauds the fans nearby, probably readying himself for some all too familiar post-match runs. #AVFC
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What a bloody difference Tielemans has made. Slotted right in after months on the sidelines. Almost set up a goal within a minute of coming on and has added a new dimension to our play (admittedly after subs we are now closer to the normal first 11).

It’s scary how much we have missed him.

#AVFC
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM